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So tomorrow I am going to buy a new microfiber moppy thing, and I know I am going to want to use it ASAP, but I can't mop the floors without cleaning the other stuff, RIGHT?
Where's Jeeves when you need him?
Today, my hillbilly next door neighbors came into work, acting all hillbilly-like. I don't think they recognized me though, which is probably good considering I am pretty sure they've heard me having sex. I believe this to be true, because I can hear them snoring. HOWEVER, the snoring may be amplified due to their lack of front teeth.
It is going to be rainy tomorrow, which will make me want to sleep. Stupid work. Afterward, I will most likely make delicious food. Horrock's has avocados for thirty three cents! I will have a delicious turkey sandwich with avocados; the remaining avocados will be made into delicious guacamole.
Really, everyone should want to live near me in order to consume leftover deliciousness.
Okay.
Also, my mom bought me these books for Christmas, which are the filthiest novels I have ever read. The library does not have them; that is how smutterrific they are. You can borrow them if you'd like.
Where's Jeeves when you need him?
Today, my hillbilly next door neighbors came into work, acting all hillbilly-like. I don't think they recognized me though, which is probably good considering I am pretty sure they've heard me having sex. I believe this to be true, because I can hear them snoring. HOWEVER, the snoring may be amplified due to their lack of front teeth.
It is going to be rainy tomorrow, which will make me want to sleep. Stupid work. Afterward, I will most likely make delicious food. Horrock's has avocados for thirty three cents! I will have a delicious turkey sandwich with avocados; the remaining avocados will be made into delicious guacamole.
Really, everyone should want to live near me in order to consume leftover deliciousness.
Okay.
Also, my mom bought me these books for Christmas, which are the filthiest novels I have ever read. The library does not have them; that is how smutterrific they are. You can borrow them if you'd like.