just thought i'd share the wealth
>> FLOWERS
>> >
>> >Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and
>> >pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her
>> >flowers.
>> >The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me
>> flowers
>> >again."
>> >
>> >The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting
>> >flowers from your boyfriend?"
>> >
>> >The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has
>> >expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like
>> >spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
>> >
>> >The blonde says: ........"Don't you have a vase?"
>> >
>> >Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and
>> >pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her
>> >flowers.
>> >The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me
>> flowers
>> >again."
>> >
>> >The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting
>> >flowers from your boyfriend?"
>> >
>> >The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has
>> >expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like
>> >spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
>> >
>> >The blonde says: ........"Don't you have a vase?"