2012 Puckurt Big Bang Masterlist
PKBB 2012 Participants
The following sixteen stories and their accompanying art/fanmixes are the completed works of the 2012 Puckurt Big Bang.
Balance
Author: greenglowsgold
Artist: raving_liberal
Rating: R
Genre: Superpowers AU
Warnings: Character Death, Murder, Violence, Gun Violence, Mental Manipulation, References to Torture
Word count: 49,543
Summary: Kurt Hummel is a contact telepath and controls people from the moment their skin touches his. Noah Puckerman practices electricity manipulation and lets sparks dance over his hands. They are very dangerous people, but even more dangerous is the world that exists around them. Something has to give.
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Beneath The Milky Twilight
Author: saar_fantasy
Artist: albalonga99
Rating: PG-13
Genre: AU, Romance, Angs
Warnings: Bitchy!Quinn, Bad guy!Karofsky
Word count: 27,700
Summary: Noah Puckerman and his girlfriend Quinn Fabray break up during the summer. David Karofsky sees his chance to make a bet with Puck because he knows the guy never backs down on a challenge. Puck has to make another girl the Prom Queen instead of Quinn and David may pick out the "lucky" girl in question. What happens when David doesn't pick out a real girl but the school's Resident Fairy; Kurt Hummel? How will Puck take on a challenge like that? More importantly; how will he succeed in this meaningless when he starts struggling with hidden away feelings?
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The Boy Who Cried
Author: hattalove
Artist: stormy_skies92
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Friendship, angst, romance
Warnings: Deals with a potentially sensitive topic (deafness)
Word count: 25, 723
Summary: Kurt was born deaf, and sometimes, he's sorry for that. He's sorry for wanting more than he deserves, for believing in the good in people. This - this never-ending, gray bleakness - has been his life for so long, it doesn't seem like there's anything out there to look forward to. It takes one very extraordinary boy by the name of Noah Puckerman to show Kurt that to certain people, only heart matters.
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Darling, Everything’s On Fire
Author: gleek_inc
Artist: tessisamess
Rating: PG-13
Genre: AU
Warnings: Wrestling, talk of homophobia
Word count: 17145
Summary: Puck and Finn are one of the top tag teams in wrestling and best friends outside the ring. Things get complicated when Finn's older brother Kurt visits and ends up signing a contract to be their manager. It's not movies or television, or even a commercial, but it is acting experience Kurt can put on his resume and it’s an opportunity he can’t pass up. The more time Puck spends with Kurt, the more he finds himself drawn to him, and the closer he feels like his attraction to Kurt could ruin his career.
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Dead in Ohio
Author: patchfire and raving_liberal
Artist: etacanis
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Horror/Crossover (Zombieland)
Warnings: Extensive, graphic minor and major character death; graphic violence; violent, consensual bloody sex; gratuitous descriptions of firearms, thieving, and looting; situations that may imply dub-con and/or vore depending on reader interpretation; underage drinking and smoking; characters being non-consensually drugged.
Word count: 93,566
Summary: Be an Asshole. Conserve your ammo. Follow the rules. If this is the way the world ends, they're going out with a bang, not a whimper.
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Evasive Maneuvers
Author: pterawaters
Artist: maryaminx
Rating: R
Genre: Friendship, romance
Warnings: Medical emergency for an OC background character (nothing explicit)
Word count: 17,070
Summary: After a messy break up with Blaine, Kurt couldn't stand the thought of going back to Ohio for his last summer vacation. However, he needed a better excuse to give his dad than working part-time at Nordstrom's. When that excuse became a children's music camp in upstate New York, the last person Kurt expected to run into was Noah Puckerman, his fellow counselor.
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Foolish Games
Author: belle_dissei
Artist: iamaslashaddict
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance/Humour/Friendship/Angst
Warnings: Sex, swearing, speeding, underage drinking.
Word count: 36790
Summary: For Kurt the plan had been simple, temp as a PA for a year or so then head off to College with some real life experience and some change in his back pocket. But things rarely go according to plan and Kurt certainly didn’t count on falling for his boss, a man who changes sexual partners more often than he changes his shirt. If there’s one thing that Kurt never thought he’d be asked to do it's find Puck a wife. Fast approaching his thirtieth birthday, Noah Puckerman is successful, rich and able to get anything or anyone he wants except the one thing that matters, Kurt. There are some lines that even Puck won’t cross. Kurt’s more than just an assistant, he’s Puck’s nineteen year old assistant who practically runs his life. Being outed by the media is never easy but Puck had never imagined it would be like this. Now not only does he have to deal with being followed by paparazzi creeps like Jacob Ben Israel but his mom is breathing down his neck to settle down too. Not having a clue where to start Puck does what he always does, turns to Kurt for help.
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Glaring With Delight
Author: kennagirl
Artist: ersatz_sailor
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Angst
Warnings: Minor character death
Word count: 15008
Summary: Puck always hoped his sister wouldn't have half the problems in her life that he did. Sure, they were both raised by the same single mom, but Puck was forever willing to help with homework and play games and make crafts and do whatever it took. So the day Kurt picked up the phone and was met with a tearful teenager in a tough spot, it didn't take much for them to board a plane and leave their smooth-sailing New York life for Lima. Puck wasn't about to let his little sister make the same mistake he did.
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The Guy in the Gown
Author: caledonius72
Artist: sweetiepebbles
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Crossover/AU in the Bones 'verse; fudging the Glee timeline and some of Glee canon to get the story to fit.
Warnings: Strong or implied sex scenes, strong violence often with blood and gore, sexual language and scenes of a graphic nature, including reference to BDSM practices. Descriptions of dead bodies and how they got that way.
Word count: 38,500
Summary:Newly promoted to Special Agent, Noah Puckerman is only a week into his transfer to DC when he’s assigned a case that brings him into contact with the team at the Jeffersonian, and someone he hasn’t seen in a dozen years: Dr. Kurt Hummel. With Booth and Brennan on family leave, Puckerman and Hummel are made to work together during the investigation; taking them from national monuments to drag bars, lab work to undercover work, domesticity to danger. Events lead them to a conclusion that’s a little too close to home.
Sparks fly as the two men are forced to see beyond the boys they once were, and look at what they could be.
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Legally By Thirty
Author: patchfire
Artist: kwest300
Rating: R
Genre: Romantic comedy
Warnings: none
Word count: 36,000
Summary: "Married by thirty-legally." "I'm sort of embarrassed to admit it, but I really do want to graduate high school." Will Schuester realizes after Regionals that he should take an interest in more than just a few of his students' lives; during the summer of 2012, Rachel makes each of them in New Directions share a goal they want to achieve by age thirty. From Lima to Columbus to Brooklyn, Noah Puckerman searches for the answer to the question of what, exactly, he wants to be when he grows up-and unwittingly stumbles upon love on the way.
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Moulin Rouge
Author: xlessxthanx3x
Artist: tessisamess
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Drama, romance
Warnings: Major character death, some violence
Word count: 19981
Summary: In the year 2000, Kurt moves to New York in hopes to make use of his creative writing degree and fall in love. He never dreamed he'd fall for Puck "The Sex Shark", the star of the club-mixed-brothel Moulin Rouge. And Puck didn't expect to fall in love back, especially not when he was supposed to be servicing the drug lord Sandy Ryerson in order to get the Moulin Rouge money.
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Porcelain and the Werewolf
Author: geeky_ramblings
Artist: bumerbmw
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Angst,Fairytale AU, Romanc
Warnings: Evil!Quinn, OOC
Word count: 21,641
Summary: Everyone knows that no one could ever learn to love a beast. So when Noah Puckerman is cursed by an evil fairy he gives up all hope of ever finding true love but will Kurt be different?
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Still Staring at the Same Old Sky
Author: hattalove
Artist: dearthursday
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance
Warnings: None
Word count: 16,155
Summary: The Star Lake Horse Ranch - that's the name of Kurt's new personal hell. Animals, physical work, and no cell reception - there is no way it could get any worse. Although, just maybe, if he manages to get over himself, there are things that could actually make it better.
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With Honor
Author: madd4the24
Artist: itspuckurtbitch
Rating: R
Genre: AU, Romance, Drama, Angst
Warnings: Non descriptive non-con elements, mild violence, sexual situations, language
Word count: 115,803
Summary: In a war torn, post apocalyptic future, Kurt Hummel has always led a sheltered life. As his father's only heir, he's been groomed from birth to marry well and closely guard the mechanical knowledge that has thus far kept the Hummel family above others. For Kurt, marrying well means being promised to Blaine Anderson, the personable and attractive son of the famous General Anderson. The only problem is the distance between Kurt and Blaine. With Blaine by his father's side on the warfront, and Kurt secluded in the rural countryside, Burt knows the only way to complete the marriage contract will be to send Kurt to Blaine with his chastity intact. This means, much to Burt's dismay, sending Kurt across the badlands. The solution? Notoriously reliable Noah Puckerman. Kurt, however, is less than thrilled with Puckerman. Instead, Kurt is determined to make Noah Puckerman as miserable as possible. To Kurt, his marriage to Blaine is an understood obligation not to be taken lightly. But Puckerman? Puckerman is mere fodder. Even if he's extremely handsome, witty, strong, and completely Kurt's type. Fodder. Kurt can't let him be anything more than that.
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You Are a Thief (and you stole my heart away)
Author: narykiuxen
Artist: bumerbmw
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Angst, Crime and Romance
Warnings: Minor Character Death
Word count: 23,335
Summary: When your father falls into a coma just before graduation you do everything you must to provide him with the care he needs; if that means going hungry for a few days, then you will go hungry; if that means selling everything but the indispensable to pay the hospital bills, then you will... until you have nothing more to sell and nothing more to lose than your freedom.
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You’re Just a Line in a Song
Author: totalgleekgirl
Artist: boysinperil
Rating: R
Genre: Angst, AU-ish after Heart
Warnings: Character sickness, angst, jackass glee clubbers, Karofsky?
Word count: 21,186
Summary: During an argument between Blaine and Kurt, Blaine lets it slip what really happened between Kurt and Karofsky. Puck watches as the majority of the glee club turns on Kurt, and decides he wants to find out Kurt's side. He certainly wasn't expecting everything that happened next.
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The following sixteen stories and their accompanying art/fanmixes are the completed works of the 2012 Puckurt Big Bang.
Balance
Author: greenglowsgold
Artist: raving_liberal
Rating: R
Genre: Superpowers AU
Warnings: Character Death, Murder, Violence, Gun Violence, Mental Manipulation, References to Torture
Word count: 49,543
Summary: Kurt Hummel is a contact telepath and controls people from the moment their skin touches his. Noah Puckerman practices electricity manipulation and lets sparks dance over his hands. They are very dangerous people, but even more dangerous is the world that exists around them. Something has to give.
Read the Story | Hear the Fanmix
Beneath The Milky Twilight
Author: saar_fantasy
Artist: albalonga99
Rating: PG-13
Genre: AU, Romance, Angs
Warnings: Bitchy!Quinn, Bad guy!Karofsky
Word count: 27,700
Summary: Noah Puckerman and his girlfriend Quinn Fabray break up during the summer. David Karofsky sees his chance to make a bet with Puck because he knows the guy never backs down on a challenge. Puck has to make another girl the Prom Queen instead of Quinn and David may pick out the "lucky" girl in question. What happens when David doesn't pick out a real girl but the school's Resident Fairy; Kurt Hummel? How will Puck take on a challenge like that? More importantly; how will he succeed in this meaningless when he starts struggling with hidden away feelings?
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The Boy Who Cried
Author: hattalove
Artist: stormy_skies92
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Friendship, angst, romance
Warnings: Deals with a potentially sensitive topic (deafness)
Word count: 25, 723
Summary: Kurt was born deaf, and sometimes, he's sorry for that. He's sorry for wanting more than he deserves, for believing in the good in people. This - this never-ending, gray bleakness - has been his life for so long, it doesn't seem like there's anything out there to look forward to. It takes one very extraordinary boy by the name of Noah Puckerman to show Kurt that to certain people, only heart matters.
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Darling, Everything’s On Fire
Author: gleek_inc
Artist: tessisamess
Rating: PG-13
Genre: AU
Warnings: Wrestling, talk of homophobia
Word count: 17145
Summary: Puck and Finn are one of the top tag teams in wrestling and best friends outside the ring. Things get complicated when Finn's older brother Kurt visits and ends up signing a contract to be their manager. It's not movies or television, or even a commercial, but it is acting experience Kurt can put on his resume and it’s an opportunity he can’t pass up. The more time Puck spends with Kurt, the more he finds himself drawn to him, and the closer he feels like his attraction to Kurt could ruin his career.
Read the Story
Dead in Ohio
Author: patchfire and raving_liberal
Artist: etacanis
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Horror/Crossover (Zombieland)
Warnings: Extensive, graphic minor and major character death; graphic violence; violent, consensual bloody sex; gratuitous descriptions of firearms, thieving, and looting; situations that may imply dub-con and/or vore depending on reader interpretation; underage drinking and smoking; characters being non-consensually drugged.
Word count: 93,566
Summary: Be an Asshole. Conserve your ammo. Follow the rules. If this is the way the world ends, they're going out with a bang, not a whimper.
Read the Story | Hear the Fanmix
Evasive Maneuvers
Author: pterawaters
Artist: maryaminx
Rating: R
Genre: Friendship, romance
Warnings: Medical emergency for an OC background character (nothing explicit)
Word count: 17,070
Summary: After a messy break up with Blaine, Kurt couldn't stand the thought of going back to Ohio for his last summer vacation. However, he needed a better excuse to give his dad than working part-time at Nordstrom's. When that excuse became a children's music camp in upstate New York, the last person Kurt expected to run into was Noah Puckerman, his fellow counselor.
Read the Story | Hear the Fanmix
Foolish Games
Author: belle_dissei
Artist: iamaslashaddict
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance/Humour/Friendship/Angst
Warnings: Sex, swearing, speeding, underage drinking.
Word count: 36790
Summary: For Kurt the plan had been simple, temp as a PA for a year or so then head off to College with some real life experience and some change in his back pocket. But things rarely go according to plan and Kurt certainly didn’t count on falling for his boss, a man who changes sexual partners more often than he changes his shirt. If there’s one thing that Kurt never thought he’d be asked to do it's find Puck a wife. Fast approaching his thirtieth birthday, Noah Puckerman is successful, rich and able to get anything or anyone he wants except the one thing that matters, Kurt. There are some lines that even Puck won’t cross. Kurt’s more than just an assistant, he’s Puck’s nineteen year old assistant who practically runs his life. Being outed by the media is never easy but Puck had never imagined it would be like this. Now not only does he have to deal with being followed by paparazzi creeps like Jacob Ben Israel but his mom is breathing down his neck to settle down too. Not having a clue where to start Puck does what he always does, turns to Kurt for help.
Read the Story
Glaring With Delight
Author: kennagirl
Artist: ersatz_sailor
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Angst
Warnings: Minor character death
Word count: 15008
Summary: Puck always hoped his sister wouldn't have half the problems in her life that he did. Sure, they were both raised by the same single mom, but Puck was forever willing to help with homework and play games and make crafts and do whatever it took. So the day Kurt picked up the phone and was met with a tearful teenager in a tough spot, it didn't take much for them to board a plane and leave their smooth-sailing New York life for Lima. Puck wasn't about to let his little sister make the same mistake he did.
Read the Story
The Guy in the Gown
Author: caledonius72
Artist: sweetiepebbles
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Crossover/AU in the Bones 'verse; fudging the Glee timeline and some of Glee canon to get the story to fit.
Warnings: Strong or implied sex scenes, strong violence often with blood and gore, sexual language and scenes of a graphic nature, including reference to BDSM practices. Descriptions of dead bodies and how they got that way.
Word count: 38,500
Summary:Newly promoted to Special Agent, Noah Puckerman is only a week into his transfer to DC when he’s assigned a case that brings him into contact with the team at the Jeffersonian, and someone he hasn’t seen in a dozen years: Dr. Kurt Hummel. With Booth and Brennan on family leave, Puckerman and Hummel are made to work together during the investigation; taking them from national monuments to drag bars, lab work to undercover work, domesticity to danger. Events lead them to a conclusion that’s a little too close to home.
Sparks fly as the two men are forced to see beyond the boys they once were, and look at what they could be.
Read the Story
Legally By Thirty
Author: patchfire
Artist: kwest300
Rating: R
Genre: Romantic comedy
Warnings: none
Word count: 36,000
Summary: "Married by thirty-legally." "I'm sort of embarrassed to admit it, but I really do want to graduate high school." Will Schuester realizes after Regionals that he should take an interest in more than just a few of his students' lives; during the summer of 2012, Rachel makes each of them in New Directions share a goal they want to achieve by age thirty. From Lima to Columbus to Brooklyn, Noah Puckerman searches for the answer to the question of what, exactly, he wants to be when he grows up-and unwittingly stumbles upon love on the way.
Read the Story
Moulin Rouge
Author: xlessxthanx3x
Artist: tessisamess
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Drama, romance
Warnings: Major character death, some violence
Word count: 19981
Summary: In the year 2000, Kurt moves to New York in hopes to make use of his creative writing degree and fall in love. He never dreamed he'd fall for Puck "The Sex Shark", the star of the club-mixed-brothel Moulin Rouge. And Puck didn't expect to fall in love back, especially not when he was supposed to be servicing the drug lord Sandy Ryerson in order to get the Moulin Rouge money.
Read the Story
Porcelain and the Werewolf
Author: geeky_ramblings
Artist: bumerbmw
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Angst,Fairytale AU, Romanc
Warnings: Evil!Quinn, OOC
Word count: 21,641
Summary: Everyone knows that no one could ever learn to love a beast. So when Noah Puckerman is cursed by an evil fairy he gives up all hope of ever finding true love but will Kurt be different?
Read the Story
Still Staring at the Same Old Sky
Author: hattalove
Artist: dearthursday
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance
Warnings: None
Word count: 16,155
Summary: The Star Lake Horse Ranch - that's the name of Kurt's new personal hell. Animals, physical work, and no cell reception - there is no way it could get any worse. Although, just maybe, if he manages to get over himself, there are things that could actually make it better.
Read the Story
With Honor
Author: madd4the24
Artist: itspuckurtbitch
Rating: R
Genre: AU, Romance, Drama, Angst
Warnings: Non descriptive non-con elements, mild violence, sexual situations, language
Word count: 115,803
Summary: In a war torn, post apocalyptic future, Kurt Hummel has always led a sheltered life. As his father's only heir, he's been groomed from birth to marry well and closely guard the mechanical knowledge that has thus far kept the Hummel family above others. For Kurt, marrying well means being promised to Blaine Anderson, the personable and attractive son of the famous General Anderson. The only problem is the distance between Kurt and Blaine. With Blaine by his father's side on the warfront, and Kurt secluded in the rural countryside, Burt knows the only way to complete the marriage contract will be to send Kurt to Blaine with his chastity intact. This means, much to Burt's dismay, sending Kurt across the badlands. The solution? Notoriously reliable Noah Puckerman. Kurt, however, is less than thrilled with Puckerman. Instead, Kurt is determined to make Noah Puckerman as miserable as possible. To Kurt, his marriage to Blaine is an understood obligation not to be taken lightly. But Puckerman? Puckerman is mere fodder. Even if he's extremely handsome, witty, strong, and completely Kurt's type. Fodder. Kurt can't let him be anything more than that.
Read the Story
You Are a Thief (and you stole my heart away)
Author: narykiuxen
Artist: bumerbmw
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Angst, Crime and Romance
Warnings: Minor Character Death
Word count: 23,335
Summary: When your father falls into a coma just before graduation you do everything you must to provide him with the care he needs; if that means going hungry for a few days, then you will go hungry; if that means selling everything but the indispensable to pay the hospital bills, then you will... until you have nothing more to sell and nothing more to lose than your freedom.
Read the Story
You’re Just a Line in a Song
Author: totalgleekgirl
Artist: boysinperil
Rating: R
Genre: Angst, AU-ish after Heart
Warnings: Character sickness, angst, jackass glee clubbers, Karofsky?
Word count: 21,186
Summary: During an argument between Blaine and Kurt, Blaine lets it slip what really happened between Kurt and Karofsky. Puck watches as the majority of the glee club turns on Kurt, and decides he wants to find out Kurt's side. He certainly wasn't expecting everything that happened next.
Read the Story | Hear the Fanmix