[Fill] Surprise 6/? PG-13pterawatersJune 12 2011, 23:42:30 UTC
“I don’t get it, Kurt,” Puck said, sloppy with alcohol and throwing his arm around the kid’s shoulders. “I mean, why wouldn’t you want to mack on someone like that?” He pointed to Brittany, who was dancing like a stripper on top of the table in front of him. “I mean, seriously, you don’t like boobs at all?”
“No!” Kurt replied, his voice loud so he could be heard over the music. “I mean, I can appreciate what they do for a woman’s form, but I don’t want to touch them or anything.”
“And why would you want to suck face with another dude? I mean, whatever floats your boat, but I just don’t get it…”
“Don’t knock it ‘till you’ve tried it, Puckerman,” Kurt shot back. “And knowing you, that’s never gonna happen. Can we talk about something else?”
“What do you mean, knowing me? I could kiss a guy if I wanted to. I’m badass, man!” Puck replied, wondering why his tongue felt so numb.
Kurt laughed loudly and insisted, “No, you wouldn’t. You’re too afraid of what everyone would think.”
“Is that a dare?” Puck cried, standing up and pointing his finger at Kurt. “Did you just challenge my badassness, Hummel?”
“Oh, I totally did,” Kurt nodded, turning away and bringing his drink to his lips again. He spilled the drink when Puck grabbed him by the back of the collar and dragged Kurt through the connecting doors and into the girls’ room, which was dark and quiet compared to the party room. “What are you doing?”
“No one challenges me and gets away with it,” Puck replied, pushing Kurt up against the wall and smashing their lips together. It was messy and sloppy and not all that great until Kurt took control of the kiss, pushing Puck back against another wall and taking his head in both hands. After a minute, Puck pulled back breathless and asked, "Jesus fucking Christ, Hummel, where did you learn to kiss like that?"
"Brittany," Kurt shrugged, pulling away. "Are we done? Is your badassness satisfied?"
"Fuck, no," Puck decided, tugging Kurt back toward him. This felt too good to give up now. **88**
“No!” Kurt replied, his voice loud so he could be heard over the music. “I mean, I can appreciate what they do for a woman’s form, but I don’t want to touch them or anything.”
“And why would you want to suck face with another dude? I mean, whatever floats your boat, but I just don’t get it…”
“Don’t knock it ‘till you’ve tried it, Puckerman,” Kurt shot back. “And knowing you, that’s never gonna happen. Can we talk about something else?”
“What do you mean, knowing me? I could kiss a guy if I wanted to. I’m badass, man!” Puck replied, wondering why his tongue felt so numb.
Kurt laughed loudly and insisted, “No, you wouldn’t. You’re too afraid of what everyone would think.”
“Is that a dare?” Puck cried, standing up and pointing his finger at Kurt. “Did you just challenge my badassness, Hummel?”
“Oh, I totally did,” Kurt nodded, turning away and bringing his drink to his lips again. He spilled the drink when Puck grabbed him by the back of the collar and dragged Kurt through the connecting doors and into the girls’ room, which was dark and quiet compared to the party room. “What are you doing?”
“No one challenges me and gets away with it,” Puck replied, pushing Kurt up against the wall and smashing their lips together. It was messy and sloppy and not all that great until Kurt took control of the kiss, pushing Puck back against another wall and taking his head in both hands. After a minute, Puck pulled back breathless and asked, "Jesus fucking Christ, Hummel, where did you learn to kiss like that?"
"Brittany," Kurt shrugged, pulling away. "Are we done? Is your badassness satisfied?"
"Fuck, no," Puck decided, tugging Kurt back toward him. This felt too good to give up now.
**88**
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