Fic: Type Dirty To Me
Title: Text Dirty To Me
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kurt/Puck
Summary: written for the Glee_Kink prompt inspired by the new episode; Puck/Kurt, sexting This is my first Glee-fic, and only my second ever. Don't be gentle.
Spoilers: Hairography
Disclaimer: Glee belongs to Ryan Murphy and Fox. No copyright infringement is intended.
Puck: K sup I am so bored
Kurt: Jesus Noah it’s only been a few hours, aren’t you babysitting?
Puck: iam with Q these little brats tied usup
Kurt: ??!
Puck: it’s not funny dude srs they have us tied to chairs
Kurt: Hmm. THAT bring up some stunning mental images.
Puck: perv
Kurt: Uh huh.
Puck: so…more details dude. I aint goin anywhere til Q gets us untied
Kurt: I’m starting to get an idea of why you’re so fascinated with my scarf collection. You know that silver and green Gucci one you love, the one you call my Slytherin scarf?
Puck: uh yeh but remember not to tell anyone we read that ok?
Kurt: Hush, Noah, grownups are talking.
Kurt: I think you’d love me to tie you to the railing to the stairs here in my room with it. Or maybe…the piano in the music room. You’d have to strip, first, of course. Good thing you go commando so often.
Puck: i love ur iphone
Kurt: You love that I can complete full sentences.
Puck: that too
Kurt: Where was I? Oh yeah. So, stripped and tied to the railing in my bedroom, arms above your head. Exposed. Maybe blindfolded, so you can’t see when I’m going to touch you. You’ll be able to hear me; I’ll do my best not to hum. Until I have my mouth on your cock, of course. What do you think?
Puck: i think im gettin hard is what
Kurt: :D Excellent. Then I suggest you get your ass over to my house the minute you’re done babysitting so we can discuss this further.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kurt/Puck
Summary: written for the Glee_Kink prompt inspired by the new episode; Puck/Kurt, sexting This is my first Glee-fic, and only my second ever. Don't be gentle.
Spoilers: Hairography
Disclaimer: Glee belongs to Ryan Murphy and Fox. No copyright infringement is intended.
Puck: K sup I am so bored
Kurt: Jesus Noah it’s only been a few hours, aren’t you babysitting?
Puck: iam with Q these little brats tied usup
Kurt: ??!
Puck: it’s not funny dude srs they have us tied to chairs
Kurt: Hmm. THAT bring up some stunning mental images.
Puck: perv
Kurt: Uh huh.
Puck: so…more details dude. I aint goin anywhere til Q gets us untied
Kurt: I’m starting to get an idea of why you’re so fascinated with my scarf collection. You know that silver and green Gucci one you love, the one you call my Slytherin scarf?
Puck: uh yeh but remember not to tell anyone we read that ok?
Kurt: Hush, Noah, grownups are talking.
Kurt: I think you’d love me to tie you to the railing to the stairs here in my room with it. Or maybe…the piano in the music room. You’d have to strip, first, of course. Good thing you go commando so often.
Puck: i love ur iphone
Kurt: You love that I can complete full sentences.
Puck: that too
Kurt: Where was I? Oh yeah. So, stripped and tied to the railing in my bedroom, arms above your head. Exposed. Maybe blindfolded, so you can’t see when I’m going to touch you. You’ll be able to hear me; I’ll do my best not to hum. Until I have my mouth on your cock, of course. What do you think?
Puck: i think im gettin hard is what
Kurt: :D Excellent. Then I suggest you get your ass over to my house the minute you’re done babysitting so we can discuss this further.