Two Men’s Trash
Title: Two Men’s Trash
Author: Castiel at the Disco
Rating: R
Character(s)/Pairing(s: Puck/Kurt pre-slash, Rachel, Mercedes
Genre: Humor, Non-established
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Season 1 Episode 8 “Mash-Up,” and 18 “Laryngitis”
Disclaimer: A collection of people own Glee and its characters; I own nothing. I write for fun to explore the characters and enjoy unexplored possibilities with other fans.
Author Notes: Sequel to Another Man’s Treasure. Third in the Trash and Treasure ‘verse. X-posted to puckurt. For those not familiar with Wet Hot American Summer, this is the scene that’s mentioned: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hsjyb3Ko9U. And while I made up the magazines and videos in the first part, I thought it would be fun to use real products from now on, so if something interests you, it’s available online. ;)
Summary: Puck and Rachel go shopping…for porn…for Kurt…because that’s a good idea. Meanwhile, Mercedes thinks Puck and Kurt are having a torrid affair.
Word Count: 4,452
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