30 Alternate Universes Noah the Vampire's Son (PG-13)geeky_ramblingsJune 24 2012, 21:35:47 UTC
Warning this drabble alludes to child abuse!
When he learned the truth of who he really was, Noah was shocked. He wasn't really a Puckerman instead, his father was some guy named Spike. Who turned out to be an ex-vampire. Before meeting his bio-dad, Puck didn't believe in the existence of the evil bloodsuckers. But the weird guy with the eye-patch going by the name of Xander swore to Puck that what Spike told him was the truth.
Apparently after dear old dad was Shanshued (whatever the hell meant), he slept with his mom, Faith. As his life couldn't get any stranger he learned that she was Slayer. Meaning that she should have killed his dad when his was a vampire instead of dabbling in necrophilia. Oh, yeah sometimes Puck forgot that happened after his father became human again (Pinocchio much?). Anyway, fearing for his safety they put him up for adoption.
Unfortunately, the Puckermans who made the Xander's parents look like Mr. and Mrs. Cleaver were the ones who brought him home at four months old. Yeah what he dealing with those two bastards kind of made Puck wish that Spike had found him soon. Although to be fair by the time the ex-vampire had finally tracked him down, he was living with Coach Beiste.
Of course by then Puck was happy with how things were going in his new home. He had an awesome foster mom and a sexy boyfriend. So while he had both Shannon and Kurt in his life, it was kind of nice to have a family again. Even if they were a little strange. Unlike, the Puckermans, they had shown a interest in him and showed up to things like Nations and graduation.
Besides having a former vampire as your dad was pretty bad ass!
When he learned the truth of who he really was, Noah was shocked. He wasn't really a Puckerman instead, his father was some guy named Spike. Who turned out to be an ex-vampire. Before meeting his bio-dad, Puck didn't believe in the existence of the evil bloodsuckers. But the weird guy with the eye-patch going by the name of Xander swore to Puck that what Spike told him was the truth.
Apparently after dear old dad was Shanshued (whatever the hell meant), he slept with his mom, Faith. As his life couldn't get any stranger he learned that she was Slayer. Meaning that she should have killed his dad when his was a vampire instead of dabbling in necrophilia. Oh, yeah sometimes Puck forgot that happened after his father became human again (Pinocchio much?). Anyway, fearing for his safety they put him up for adoption.
Unfortunately, the Puckermans who made the Xander's parents look like Mr. and Mrs. Cleaver were the ones who brought him home at four months old. Yeah what he dealing with those two bastards kind of made Puck wish that Spike had found him soon. Although to be fair by the time the ex-vampire had finally tracked him down, he was living with Coach Beiste.
Of course by then Puck was happy with how things were going in his new home. He had an awesome foster mom and a sexy boyfriend. So while he had both Shannon and Kurt in his life, it was kind of nice to have a family again. Even if they were a little strange. Unlike, the Puckermans, they had shown a interest in him and showed up to things like Nations and graduation.
Besides having a former vampire as your dad was pretty bad ass!
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