Im back.....and it sucks
Well today is a typical welcome home day from portland. And from life in general for that matter. I ride on a bus for 11 hours. It smelled of shit the entire way to Seattle where i changed busses. On top of that all I wanted to do was sleep, hell all ANYONE wanted to do on the bus was sleep. But NO the bus driver was boared or something and decided to play with the PA system and talk to everyone by makeing bad jokes while doing a bad Elvis inpersonation.......if the king weren't already dead i would kill him. So i just put on my head phones and cranked up the volume so i couldn't hear dumb ass. But i still couldn't sleep. The guy I was sitting next to slept just fine however. The problem being was the middle arm rest was broken so i couldnt put it down and i had the isle seat. So when he passed out he started to ooze over into my seat. It got to the point where he had invaded half my fucking seat. So i tryed wakeing him up but he was out. So i wated for the bus to hit a bump or something and i punched him in the side. THAT fuckin woke his dumb ass up. At our first stop about an hour out of Spokane some people got off and i finaly got a seat to myself. I went to put on my head phones again because DABD (dumb ass bus driver) wouldn't shut up about his fucking blue shoes. But the lady accrost from me was restless and just wanted to talk to me. So much in fact i know her life story.......she needs to get a new life, i think the one she got was from good will. About an hour after getting my own seat the talking idiot gets off at that stop. Finaly some sleep. I slept ok. I even decided to stay sleeping and not get off for a smoke break at the last stop befor Seattle. Seemed like a good idea at the time but it wasnt. I stayed on the bus....asleep.....with loud music playing. I was out of it. When we got to seattle i decided that some food would be good cause i was kinda hungery. But somewhere between spokane and seattle i was pick pocketed. Prolly when i was sleeping because they were after all kind enough to only take my money AND put my wallet back in the proper pocket for it. So there went my last 6 bucks. I hung out at seattle hungry as hell with no more cash for about a half hour. Then they started boarding. Well when i went to the door and gave the guy my ticket he said there was something wrong with it. And he wouldnt let me on. SO i had to go to the counter, give a bunch of my info and what not to the lady at the desk.....who for a change was realy nice. She re-issued me a ticket but not befor the bus had pulled out. So i had to wait another hour and a half for the next southbound bus. So im pissed and hungry at this point. I use the last of my change in my bag to buy some candy to tide me over till i got home. Then i finaly got on my last bus to portland. And guess who the driver was.....none other than DABD himself. I thought i had escaped the clutches of his randomness......but as it turns out it wasnt so random because he made almost all the same STUPID jokes on this bus also. *sigh* I decided to sleep again.....didnt happen was to pissed off and depresed at this point. A long 6 hours goes by and im back in portland. Now i had my money stolen in the middle of the night so i have NO BUS FARE to take Tri Met home. Im fucked....again.....big supries there. Well i start to walk out the bus stop and i had 3 bums hit me up for change/smokes. I planly told them to fuck off im not in the mood. One followed me for about half a block yelling at me how he was an army vet in Nam and blah blah blah. I wounder if he realy though yelling at me would make money appear in my wallet with witch to pay him. So me knowing that this would never happen i simply turned around and told him that if he didnt walk the other way i was going to beat the shit out of him. He then pushed me, toke a step back and dared me to hit him. Not wanting to remove what little teeth this asshole had left i simply placed a hard kick to his nuts. He stoped following me. And then i had a nice 54 block walk home from downtown......ahhhhh same ol' portland.
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