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[puckinyourmom]

Pretty sweet trip.

You know what it needed?

More fucking erklings.

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[waitsallthetime]

i know man. Sure theyre dangerous but those erklins were badass. Id keep one as a pet but i dont want it ta hurt nobody.

[puckinyourmom]

Too much temptation to sic it on first-years. I couldn't keep one.

[waitsallthetime]

Aw that aint nice, bro. First years are people too

[puckinyourmom]

Not the Ravenclaw ones.

[waitsallthetime]

[he shouldn't laugh but he chuckles anyway]

Yeah, yeah maybe they sound like aliens sumtimes but im sure they arent.

[puckinyourmom]

Are you sure?

[waitsallthetime]

[well not anymore...]

purty sure...

[puckinyourmom]

...huh.

[waitsallthetime]

so man, i heard you got in trouble. What happened?

[puckinyourmom]

Oh, shit. A bunch of us snuck out and got wasted. I would have totally invited you, but you were next to a prefect and I didn't want to step on him and get busted or something.

[waitsallthetime]

Oh man i knew i shoulda picked a different place to sleep.

its just like that time me and keith were at summer camp and we ended up poppin tha blob by accident and so the camp counselors made us sleep in diffrent cabins and they slept in front of tha doors so we couldnt sneak out and hang out.

[puckinyourmom]

Popping the blob?

[waitsallthetime]

dude, you dont know what a blob is?

[puckinyourmom]

No?

[waitsallthetime]

its only one of the most awesome things ever!

its a giant blow-up blob thing that they put in lakes. You climb up high and jump on it, go ta tha end of it and then somebody jumps on it again and you go flying into the air and crash inta tha water!

[puckinyourmom]

I still don't know what that is.