Writer's Block: You Wouldn't Understand
Considering my mom/sister/brother/myself have all gone through phases in which we speak to each other in "accents", usually, no one has any idea what's going on when we're conversing. But the most commonly misunderstood words/phrases:
1) "Scrumptious Diddly-o's!" (whenever someone sees a black & white cow)
2) "I'm gonna go get me some scrumptious diddly-o" (I am going out to purchase a cheeseburger)
3) "Hey Becky!" (we were trying to figure this one out last night... it's what I started calling my mom.... her name is jamie.... and she calls me and my sister becky. We don't know who becky is, or where the hell she came from, however)
4) "Haaaaaaaay!" (depends on the inflection, but translates to either "leave me alone" or "i'm bored outta my skull". In my sister's case, it may also mean, "I'm about to ask you to do something for me, and you're not gonna like it")
5) "Oh no, it's too big!" (A To Wong Foo reference)
6) "Little cherry sheeews" (usually means something's cute)
7) "Like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag" (you're pants are too tight)
8) "herpesyphilaids" (used to describe any sort of sickness sickness begot by someone who is loose in the sexual sense. "I don't want your herpesyphilaids! Please cover your mouth!")
9) "Wildabitch" (a beastly woman, also used to question a lazy person... "wildabitch get off the couch?")
10 "Cactipus" (originally used to describe an unruly unibrow... now refers to anything overly hairy/spikey)
The majority of this must be pronounced in a high pitched squeaky/nasal voice.
And older, retired ones... i'm just adding to this list as I remember. These are inside jokes/friends stuff.
1) "No one understands my intelligence!"
2) "Pink gordita's gonna bust-a-move"
3) "Jesus is gonna smite yo' ass, fool"
4) "Get me some ramen, slave"
1) "Scrumptious Diddly-o's!" (whenever someone sees a black & white cow)
2) "I'm gonna go get me some scrumptious diddly-o" (I am going out to purchase a cheeseburger)
3) "Hey Becky!" (we were trying to figure this one out last night... it's what I started calling my mom.... her name is jamie.... and she calls me and my sister becky. We don't know who becky is, or where the hell she came from, however)
4) "Haaaaaaaay!" (depends on the inflection, but translates to either "leave me alone" or "i'm bored outta my skull". In my sister's case, it may also mean, "I'm about to ask you to do something for me, and you're not gonna like it")
5) "Oh no, it's too big!" (A To Wong Foo reference)
6) "Little cherry sheeews" (usually means something's cute)
7) "Like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag" (you're pants are too tight)
8) "herpesyphilaids" (used to describe any sort of sickness sickness begot by someone who is loose in the sexual sense. "I don't want your herpesyphilaids! Please cover your mouth!")
9) "Wildabitch" (a beastly woman, also used to question a lazy person... "wildabitch get off the couch?")
10 "Cactipus" (originally used to describe an unruly unibrow... now refers to anything overly hairy/spikey)
The majority of this must be pronounced in a high pitched squeaky/nasal voice.
And older, retired ones... i'm just adding to this list as I remember. These are inside jokes/friends stuff.
1) "No one understands my intelligence!"
2) "Pink gordita's gonna bust-a-move"
3) "Jesus is gonna smite yo' ass, fool"
4) "Get me some ramen, slave"