day one: they eat the civilians

[puck_ingstrings]

I hate the first day of school even more than I hate ties. (But, from what I'm told these days, I pull off a tie pretty well.) The teachers all pretend that they're not going to be evil mouthbreathers, the kids who sit in the front don't even raise their hands so they don't seem overeager and everyone ends up with homework. Plus, girls squeal. And

Comments

[blaineeanderson]

What attracts you boys to exploding things and, as you so quaintly put it, women's 'funbags' doing the exploding? I don't get it.

[nat_stark]

You don't get why guys would be interested in seeing their two favorite things meet? Guys liking tits and explosions is about as revolutionary as girls liking make up. And this doesn't just apply to the straights either.

[blaineeanderson]

But if they find breasts interesting, or exciting I guess is a better word, why would they want to see them explode?
I dont like explosions or 'tits'. I never have. I'm all about Disney movies and happy endings. Give me a talking Lion and I'm a happy camper.

[nat_stark]

Please, just because you find something interesting or exciting doesn't mean you don't want to see it explode. Things exploding is cool. I like guys' biceps, but I think it'd be pretty damn interesting to watch one explode. I like my old VHS Disney movies, but if one randomly exploded I think it'd be pretty interesting to see.

[blaineeanderson]

Unless the explosion is being made by a wand casting bombarda, it really doesn't interest me. I guess I'm just weird.

[puck_ingstrings]

Bro, Nat's right. That shit is awesome. Your shit is lame.

[blaineeanderson]

Whatever, Puck.