who is windsor knot?

[puck_ingstrings]

I hate wearing ties. But everywhere I turn in this school, I've got to be wearing a tie. You think I'd know how to really tie one, but every time I put one on, it always ends up too tight or too loose and I can never get it just right. Aren't dads supposed to teach this kind of shit to their kids? This is why I'm just gonna be a rockstar. Or a celebrity. Or someone who owns a company and makes every day casual just because it ends in -day.

Though I hear they sell ties with naked girls on them. So maybe I'll learn how to knot it after all.