I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE ENCHANTED LESBIAN FORESTS AND HAVE GAINED THE
WISDOM OF THESE MAGICAL CREATURES. OBSERVE, NIGLETS, AS I TAKE YOU TO
SCHOOL WITH MY MAD BLINGBLING SKILLS AND PROCEED TO SERVE YOU ALL.
Okay, so I'm back from camping. I've been surrounded by nature, my
natural enemy and prey, and have achieved a heightened level of hatred
for chipmunks. Fucking chipmunks... Fucking FUCK FUCK CHIPMUNK VEGETABLE JUICER MOTHERCUNTING CHIPMUNK FUCKSTAB EYEHOLE CHINKS!!! Those little bastards think they're so cute... Cute and on fire... Man, I hate those bastard chipmunks.