Now just get Eddie Izzard to sing it

[publictrans]

Now this, this is pretty glorious:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, publictrans sent to me...

Twelve pilomulis juggling
Eleven gallowmere07s singing
Ten queers a-decision-making
Nine linguistics composing
Eight verbs a-hiking
Seven languages a-kayaking
Six trans everything
Five bo-o-o-oobs
Four weird instruments
Three emergent systems
Two video games
...and a mtf in a being cripplingly shy.