Dear Universe...: public

public_shaylan

Mar 27, 2007 10:33

Dear Universe...

Please smack upside the head:

those who look at apples, call them oranges and can't tell the difference.
those who can not understand how a parallel process can cut the time of a project.
those who can not seem to do a simple task given a month. (When my processes are held up by said simple task...)
FedEx (Who decided to pile boxes of our product under really heavy stuff after getting our boxes soaked, thus compromising their structural integrity.)
Those who have not called me back in a week after my repeated phone calls...
Those who take days to call me back. After repeated attempts. (Business setting, included too for good measure)
Those who exude oil in their social interactions with me at work.

And please send me a spun sugar pony and a fully loaded margarita fountain for my cube.

Thanks!
Lub

Me