Kosher!

[public__emily]

I have absolutely no idea why, but this dude who goes by the musical alias of "Throwback: The Jewish King" wants me to in his words, "help spit game on a track" at the studio tomorrow. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Shit, I can't help the fact that the local rappers believe I have street cred. Sup, future portending Power 107.5 air time?

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[my_daily_habit]

Who is the guy?!?! He probably heard you singing "Don't stop believin'" and fell in love with your angelic voice.

[public__emily]

Just bow to the King. I wonder if my babyboi does birthday parties in addition to bar mitzvahs.

[public__emily]

Steve Perry can melt even the coldest of hearts. Oh my god, I can't wait to tenderly embrace this weekend.

[g3k]

DO IT

[public__emily]

Well, I just talked to the Jewish King himself and apparently he now just wants me for a skit. Goddamn right I'm going to jump on this once in a lifetime opportunity.

[up_in_arms]

TRUE LIFE: My BFF is going to become an overnight rap sensation.

I can't wait to vote for your video on TRL and, more importantly, see it on 106&Park!

[public__emily]

No worries; you will always be given a V.I.P. pass. I'll have you know that post-recording debut, T.J.K. sent me a text message that literally read, "Throwback's a hot item right. Kosher's the new black and you (actually I think he wrote, 'U') want it. Do tha Jew, baby."

Seriously, what the fuck?

Will you make the skit intro/song your new MySpace jam, Cara?

[up_in_arms]

"Do tha Jew"?! lollerskates