Laundry List
1.) In the dining hall of the assisted living center yesterday, I watched two old men sword fight with walking canes.
2.) One of the aforementioned men is bipolar, and regularly shouts things like, "What the hell is going on with your hair?" followed by, "Do you wish you were deaf?! MY SISTER WAS A CRIPPLE AND NOW SHE'S DEAD! ...You know, that other girl will never be as pretty as you." He is my favorite.
3.) I don't deny the fact that I am a bad driver. When I nearly slammed into a Lexus this morning, I was reminded of how thankful I am to be tokyo drifting in a beater car. It is inevitable; the future for the Geo portends crashing into more things. In the past, "things" has referred to the side of my parents' garage door, the shrubbery surrounding the Meijer parking lot, MadGoat's bro car, etc.
4.) My hairdresser from Raphael's (PLUG: High St., near Weber, great service, they do scene mullets) sent me a mix c.d. in the mail! It is not every day that someone surprises you with something so nice. Way to go, Holly.
5.) I was hoping to be placed in an apartment in Chelsea for my semester in New York City, but alas, I will be living with Ally in the New Yorker Hotel, placed on 34th St. and the corner of 8th Ave. This is across from Madison Square Garden and Penn Station. It wasn't my first choice, but Q.) Is it really possible to complain about living downtown Manhattan? A.) No, it's not. I go to school in Kent, Ohio.
6.) On Saturday I am driving to Youngstown to celebrate Ryan's 22nd birthday with his family then spending the night in Kent. Yay, Ryan's great! I love going out to eat! I love grandmothers! I love birthdays!
7.) Is it just me or is Facebook getting really out of hand? Seriously, these applications are motherfucking ridic. In related news, I don't even know what a quail looks like.
2.) One of the aforementioned men is bipolar, and regularly shouts things like, "What the hell is going on with your hair?" followed by, "Do you wish you were deaf?! MY SISTER WAS A CRIPPLE AND NOW SHE'S DEAD! ...You know, that other girl will never be as pretty as you." He is my favorite.
3.) I don't deny the fact that I am a bad driver. When I nearly slammed into a Lexus this morning, I was reminded of how thankful I am to be tokyo drifting in a beater car. It is inevitable; the future for the Geo portends crashing into more things. In the past, "things" has referred to the side of my parents' garage door, the shrubbery surrounding the Meijer parking lot, MadGoat's bro car, etc.
4.) My hairdresser from Raphael's (PLUG: High St., near Weber, great service, they do scene mullets) sent me a mix c.d. in the mail! It is not every day that someone surprises you with something so nice. Way to go, Holly.
5.) I was hoping to be placed in an apartment in Chelsea for my semester in New York City, but alas, I will be living with Ally in the New Yorker Hotel, placed on 34th St. and the corner of 8th Ave. This is across from Madison Square Garden and Penn Station. It wasn't my first choice, but Q.) Is it really possible to complain about living downtown Manhattan? A.) No, it's not. I go to school in Kent, Ohio.
6.) On Saturday I am driving to Youngstown to celebrate Ryan's 22nd birthday with his family then spending the night in Kent. Yay, Ryan's great! I love going out to eat! I love grandmothers! I love birthdays!
7.) Is it just me or is Facebook getting really out of hand? Seriously, these applications are motherfucking ridic. In related news, I don't even know what a quail looks like.