50 Things You Should Know About Guys
In response to Alison's latest post:
1) Just because we think with our penis's, doesn't mean we always act with them
2) If we can't ever compliment you to your face, we probably don't mean it
3) We don't think about sex 24/7...it's more like 23/6 (It's not always top priority)
4) Don't take off your clothes unless you want things to escalate quickly
5) Just because we admire other girls, doesn't mean you have lost any value
6) Don't always expect us to know things, we are men, if you want us to know something, make sure you repeat it
7) If we offer to pay for something, don't refuse it, we wouldn't offer if we didn't want to
8) Guys talk to guys as much as girls talk to girls... If you're not so good, we'll tell the hood (I'm a poet and I know it)
9) If you don't want us to love you, don't give us a reason to
10) Don't be afraid you "don't know how", cuz chances are we don't either (though we love to think we do)
11) Periods are never an excuse, just a scapegoat
12) If you say "no" we hear "no", we aren't stupid
13) If you want to keep our attention, don't shift yours (flirting with other guys isn't terrible, but that doesn't mean we love when you do it)
14) If we are just "an added stress" don't waste our time by making us feel like we arent
15) We like to be right, and we like you to be wrong... Sometimes just suck it up and agree
16) Crying in public is not an ebarassment, it's just when crying is all you present to the public
17) Guys like to look good as much as girls like to look good, that doesn't make us homosexual
18) Just because you flirt with us, doesn't mean we will flirt back (and trying to escape your grasp doesn't count as physical stimulus)
19) Don't lie, chances are we've already heard the answer from someone else, and are just confirming (Word spreads quickly, eh?)
20) Shy is one thing, prude is another (and we can tell the difference)
21) We feel like we are doing things wrong a lot, it helps to be told what good we do once and a while (Throw me a frikin bone here)
22) Just because we are nice to you, doesn't mean we are interested in you
23) We know when you are talking about us, you do a poor job of trying to hide it
24) Kiss does not = Date, don't overexadurate physical acts
25) IF WE ACT LIKE WE DON'T WANT ANYONE AROUND, IT JUST MEANS ALL WE WANT IS YOU
26) Sometimes we don't say thank you, because we dont' know how to say it
27) It takes a lot of guts to give a girl a compliment, don't shoot it down, accept it, we mean it
28) If you don't want us looking up your shorts, dont' open your legs so wide (We like girlfriends who don't show the whole world whats underneath)
29) If you spend more than 1 hour getting ready for events, chances are you are overdoing it (Hair appointments...okay...but aside from that, you are all going overboard)
30) Big breasts only matter to shallow people
31) All girls have a perfect body to someone, embrace your body, don't shield it
32) If you aren't confident in what you do, we won't be either
33) Don't expect us to love everything about you, everyone has their faults
34) Don't EVER ASK US TO KISS YOU, we'll do it if we want to (and not a nano sooner)
35) The best kind of sex is when you don't have it, we may want it but we are all smart enough to know the risks
36) We can be just as much help as any girl, talk to us about pressing issues, (we'll even talk back!)
37) The more we try the more we care, even if we fail, give us the benifit of the doubt, we care about you!
38) If you think something is going on, ask us, we are sick of always having to initiate the "are we together" conversation
39) Its good to spend time away from us, take as much as you want, just make sure we don't feel like its for some other guy (cuz it happens far too often)
40) We want to be pleasured, but we dont' want you to be easy (be a leader, not a follower)
41) If you are going to dump us, give us the truth, not an excuse (We assume the worst, mixed feelings confirm our fears)
42) SHAVE EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOUR HEAD, it's never a bad thing
43) If you treat us like sex fiends thats what we'll be...sensitivity...PLEASE...if you show us some, we'll show you some
44) We say gross things, get over it (we come stock with burp and fart karate action)
45) We go overboard on jokes because we are confident that you can handle them, we never aim to hurt, unless we hate (and rarely do we hate)
46) Chances are, if we are calling you, we want to see you
47) Sometimes all we need is a hug (the best feeling is a hug out of the blue)
48) Sometimes the last thing we need is a hug (the worst feeling is a hug out of pity)
49) You show us yours, we'll show you ours
50) You'd be fooled if you think it takes a lot to please us
1) Just because we think with our penis's, doesn't mean we always act with them
2) If we can't ever compliment you to your face, we probably don't mean it
3) We don't think about sex 24/7...it's more like 23/6 (It's not always top priority)
4) Don't take off your clothes unless you want things to escalate quickly
5) Just because we admire other girls, doesn't mean you have lost any value
6) Don't always expect us to know things, we are men, if you want us to know something, make sure you repeat it
7) If we offer to pay for something, don't refuse it, we wouldn't offer if we didn't want to
8) Guys talk to guys as much as girls talk to girls... If you're not so good, we'll tell the hood (I'm a poet and I know it)
9) If you don't want us to love you, don't give us a reason to
10) Don't be afraid you "don't know how", cuz chances are we don't either (though we love to think we do)
11) Periods are never an excuse, just a scapegoat
12) If you say "no" we hear "no", we aren't stupid
13) If you want to keep our attention, don't shift yours (flirting with other guys isn't terrible, but that doesn't mean we love when you do it)
14) If we are just "an added stress" don't waste our time by making us feel like we arent
15) We like to be right, and we like you to be wrong... Sometimes just suck it up and agree
16) Crying in public is not an ebarassment, it's just when crying is all you present to the public
17) Guys like to look good as much as girls like to look good, that doesn't make us homosexual
18) Just because you flirt with us, doesn't mean we will flirt back (and trying to escape your grasp doesn't count as physical stimulus)
19) Don't lie, chances are we've already heard the answer from someone else, and are just confirming (Word spreads quickly, eh?)
20) Shy is one thing, prude is another (and we can tell the difference)
21) We feel like we are doing things wrong a lot, it helps to be told what good we do once and a while (Throw me a frikin bone here)
22) Just because we are nice to you, doesn't mean we are interested in you
23) We know when you are talking about us, you do a poor job of trying to hide it
24) Kiss does not = Date, don't overexadurate physical acts
25) IF WE ACT LIKE WE DON'T WANT ANYONE AROUND, IT JUST MEANS ALL WE WANT IS YOU
26) Sometimes we don't say thank you, because we dont' know how to say it
27) It takes a lot of guts to give a girl a compliment, don't shoot it down, accept it, we mean it
28) If you don't want us looking up your shorts, dont' open your legs so wide (We like girlfriends who don't show the whole world whats underneath)
29) If you spend more than 1 hour getting ready for events, chances are you are overdoing it (Hair appointments...okay...but aside from that, you are all going overboard)
30) Big breasts only matter to shallow people
31) All girls have a perfect body to someone, embrace your body, don't shield it
32) If you aren't confident in what you do, we won't be either
33) Don't expect us to love everything about you, everyone has their faults
34) Don't EVER ASK US TO KISS YOU, we'll do it if we want to (and not a nano sooner)
35) The best kind of sex is when you don't have it, we may want it but we are all smart enough to know the risks
36) We can be just as much help as any girl, talk to us about pressing issues, (we'll even talk back!)
37) The more we try the more we care, even if we fail, give us the benifit of the doubt, we care about you!
38) If you think something is going on, ask us, we are sick of always having to initiate the "are we together" conversation
39) Its good to spend time away from us, take as much as you want, just make sure we don't feel like its for some other guy (cuz it happens far too often)
40) We want to be pleasured, but we dont' want you to be easy (be a leader, not a follower)
41) If you are going to dump us, give us the truth, not an excuse (We assume the worst, mixed feelings confirm our fears)
42) SHAVE EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOUR HEAD, it's never a bad thing
43) If you treat us like sex fiends thats what we'll be...sensitivity...PLEASE...if you show us some, we'll show you some
44) We say gross things, get over it (we come stock with burp and fart karate action)
45) We go overboard on jokes because we are confident that you can handle them, we never aim to hurt, unless we hate (and rarely do we hate)
46) Chances are, if we are calling you, we want to see you
47) Sometimes all we need is a hug (the best feeling is a hug out of the blue)
48) Sometimes the last thing we need is a hug (the worst feeling is a hug out of pity)
49) You show us yours, we'll show you ours
50) You'd be fooled if you think it takes a lot to please us