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Last night, I was approached by two guys in a Cadillac Escalade that almost forced me to buy a trunk full of sound systems.
GUY: "Yo guy, you want some sound systems?"
ME: "No, thanks."
GUY: "C'mon guy... dirt cheap."
ME: "No, it's ok."
GUY: "What, you dont like sound systems? These are top of the line sound systems, guy."
ME: "No, I just dont want to buy one out of a truck."
GUY: "I just got it from my work."
ME: "No, thanks. I don't have any money on me."
GUY: "How hard is it to get money? Let's go to the bank."
ME: "No, I don't want to buy anything."
GUY: "You dont need a sound system in your house guy?"
ME: "No."
GUY: "What you already have a sound system?"
ME: "Yeah, several actually."
GUY: "You could turn around and sell it for a lot more."
ME: "I dont want a sound system!"
GUY: "You wont ever get an offer like this again."
ME: "Ok..."
GUY: "Ok guy, your loss."
It was such a borderline harrowing experience. I knew that I wasn't really being threatened
but the guy offered the sound systems to me like they were the antidote to a secret illness. And everytime he said the word "sound system" he was actually referring a quick and painless, life-saving injection.
GUY: "Yo guy, you want some sound systems?"
ME: "No, thanks."
GUY: "C'mon guy... dirt cheap."
ME: "No, it's ok."
GUY: "What, you dont like sound systems? These are top of the line sound systems, guy."
ME: "No, I just dont want to buy one out of a truck."
GUY: "I just got it from my work."
ME: "No, thanks. I don't have any money on me."
GUY: "How hard is it to get money? Let's go to the bank."
ME: "No, I don't want to buy anything."
GUY: "You dont need a sound system in your house guy?"
ME: "No."
GUY: "What you already have a sound system?"
ME: "Yeah, several actually."
GUY: "You could turn around and sell it for a lot more."
ME: "I dont want a sound system!"
GUY: "You wont ever get an offer like this again."
ME: "Ok..."
GUY: "Ok guy, your loss."
It was such a borderline harrowing experience. I knew that I wasn't really being threatened
but the guy offered the sound systems to me like they were the antidote to a secret illness. And everytime he said the word "sound system" he was actually referring a quick and painless, life-saving injection.