Sing along: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth
Originally published at Permutations. You can comment here or there.
According to George Carlin, “unless you work out, or work outdoors, or for some reason come in intimate contact with huge amounts of filth and garbage every day you don’t always need a shower. All you really need is to wash the four key areas: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth!”
You may not have noticed this, but this list of body parts fits nicely with the children’s song “Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes” (the tune is similar to London bridge)
Try it:
Armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth,
Crotch and teeth.
Armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth,
Crotch and teeth.
Ear and nose and throat and feet
Armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth,
Crotch and teeth.