Apr 29, 2009 16:50
The swine flu has killed one "American" (the little girl was from Mexico) in the past four days.
The standard flu virus has killed 392 americans in the same amount of time. Based on the average yearly death rate of 36,000 (In America alone).
I predict that our President/Messiah will claim victory over the "E.L.E Pandemic of 2009" in the next few weeks. Then use more tax payers dollars to fly AF-1 over Washington DC. The he'll arrest soldiers for doing what they have been told to do. After that he might buy more failing companies with tax-payers dollars.
At least he can speak to the American people without reading a telepromp... oh wait.