May 30, 2005 16:27
1. Who are you?
You're mother bitch
2. Are we friends?
God, I hope so. If not then why the hell are you at my house so much
3. When and how did we meet?
You did bad things with bad people
4. How have I affected you?
I have learned to knock on my own doors in my own house now if I don't wanna see scary things
5. What do you think of me?
Who's da ho!
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
Playing PT Cruiser Bruiser/Slug Bug/Mustang Beesting/PoPo Crusier Bruiser in Town and Country's Neon!
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
Depends, How long do are you planning on living here
8. Do you love me?
The question should be how much do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
Well since I am female, does it matter?!
10. Would you kiss me?
Not really, I have no idea who's who know your lips have been on but I have a clue and that's enough for me.
11. Would you hug me?
As much as possible as long as you wash your hands after you're done playing
12. Physically, what stands out?
The Amazon that's in your pants
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
That you love me very much and wish you could be with me!
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
Is that a trick question?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
-9
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Amazon boy...need I say more
17. Am I loveable?
Oh I guess you are. I would have kicked you out by now if you weren't
18. How long have you known me?
a little over a month but it seems like years!
19. Describe me in one word.
hairy
20. What was your first impression?
STRANGE!
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
Oh yeah among other things
22. What do you think my weakness is?
You're in love with me and we know it.
23. Do you think I'll get married?
If the world would remain the way it is...more than likely not unless you switch sides again!
24. What makes me happy?
ME...DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah and ready link
25. What makes me sad?
Everybody but me?
26. What reminds you of me?
The woods behind my apartment. They're quite thick like other things are in other places...hint...hint...hint!
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
A good swift kick in the ass
28. How well do you know me?
I've seen more of you than I should so I shall say more than I need to
29. When's the last time you saw me?
an hour ago when you left my house with my roommates clothes
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
I'm not really your mother...I found you in a trash can and adopted you. I'm sorry I couldn't tell you sooner.
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
I hope not, but I shall hide all the knifes and lock my door before going to bed tonight.
32. Have we ever had sex?
Not that I know of but I hear there's been action in my bed so it's kinda like we have...ewwwwwww yuck...I have to go burn my sheets now.
33. Do you miss me?
How can I...you're always here
34. Do you think i miss you?
As much as I have put up with your ass...you better!
33. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
Yup and you better hope to God that its all good or you are out on your ass to find a new mommy
Wanna do one about me? Copy and paste it to your live journal and let me hear all the wonderful loving things you have to say about me.
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Have we ever had sex?
33. Do you miss me?
34. Do you think i miss you?
33. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?