Boys will be boys

[ptrumbo]

So I've decided I am so over dating. I've discovered that all boys are the same and in that sense all suck. Nothing new has changed and nothing out of the ordinary or unexpected has happened. I just felt like ranting and it sounded like fun so here I do it. Boys are boys. They are not girls. Girly boys are boys who grew up around too many girls and more than likely like the same things as girls do. I want to like a boy (but not a girly boy as I do not have the proper equipment to like girly boys). I don't want to wait and sit around for a boy. I want boys to come knocking down my door. I want boys to find me desirable and lust after me. I don't think it is ever gonna happen so that's ok. Nothing has been handed to me before, why start now. So anyways, over at Dustin's (another girly boy) apartment and we watched Practical Magic. In it, Sally (Sandra Bullock) makes a spell for the perfect man. It sounded like a good idea for me. So here it is as follows:
Four parts Humor
Two parts cute
One part cuddly
Five parts in tune to my need
One part good listener
Three parts well liked by family
Two parts likes to do the things that I do
Four parts trust me in everything that I do
Three parts misc. (in case I forgot anything)