Farts

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Why does the body have to fart. I don't understand. I mean really; we already pee and poop. Is there a reason why air has to escape our body in a form that is stinky. Tara farts a lot. I'm afraid that if something was ever to get lodge up there, she would explode from the build up. Hers tend to stink to. I really wish she would not fart so much. How can one person fart as much as she does.
Anyways I have a paper to do and so I must go and do it. Tara: stop fartint! The smell is lingering around me and cutting off my fresh air supply.