A funny thing happened at the supermarket ...
Tonight I am cooking a big dinner for a friend's birthday. Essentially, I am spending the whole day cooking. This morning after putting together my lists I headed to the supermarket. Cart nearly full, I realized that I had forgotten to get the pine nuts for a dish I was making. I searched and searched and couldn't find them. Then I saw a guy in a uniform carrying boxes of potato chips moving through the aisle. I walked up to him.
"Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where to find the pine nuts?"
He was a total silver fox with a great body and a thick white beard. Very, very handsome. He looked at me, and said:
"I'm sorry, I don't actually work here, I'm just delivering potato chips. Have you tried in the Italian food section?", he said with a smile.
"Yes, but I'll try again. Thanks!", I said, and walked away.
About five minutes of fruitless searching later, I see him walking up to me.
"Look what I found down in aisle 10. This enough for what you are cooking?" he asked.
"Yes, perfect," said I. "You really didn't have to do that!"
"No problem buddy. What you making?" he asked.
I told him. He smiled, patted me on the shoulder, and said "Good boy. Now you go have fun tonight!" Then he walked away smiling.
I literally couldn't lift my jaw off the floor. And my pants were definitely a bit too tight.
How flattering!
"Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where to find the pine nuts?"
He was a total silver fox with a great body and a thick white beard. Very, very handsome. He looked at me, and said:
"I'm sorry, I don't actually work here, I'm just delivering potato chips. Have you tried in the Italian food section?", he said with a smile.
"Yes, but I'll try again. Thanks!", I said, and walked away.
About five minutes of fruitless searching later, I see him walking up to me.
"Look what I found down in aisle 10. This enough for what you are cooking?" he asked.
"Yes, perfect," said I. "You really didn't have to do that!"
"No problem buddy. What you making?" he asked.
I told him. He smiled, patted me on the shoulder, and said "Good boy. Now you go have fun tonight!" Then he walked away smiling.
I literally couldn't lift my jaw off the floor. And my pants were definitely a bit too tight.
How flattering!