*sound of things being thrown at the wall*
You know what sucks? Gravity. Straight down.
Oh, and Verizon. They suck too. Bad. Especially when you've arranged a very important two day videoconference and the whole thing goes KERFLOOOEY due to Verizon being a pack of fucktards of almost stupendous proportions. My irritation level reached the point that I was beginning to hum little ditties along the lines of "Our conference just got sucked beyond the Event Verizon, from where no light can escape." And now it's dead. Several days work - evaporated. This is why I assert: Verizon sucks.
Other things suck too, but mostly Verizon does. Did I mention that Verizon sucks? Cause it does. And while it sucks strongly, it doesn't suck well. And it sure as heck doesn't swallow; no indeed, Verizon is a belly-spitter if there ever was one. Verizon wouldn't even hand you a towel afterwards.
I am old enough to remember the days when Mama AT&T still suckled us all at her monopolistic teat. I don't think she would have behaved like this. Then again, if you disagreed with her, she would simply laugh and laugh and laugh, because you had no one else to turn to. So now we have choices.
Did I mention that all the choices suck? Cause they do. But especially Verizon does.
People wonder why I fear Fridays. Bad work things always happen on a Friday - it's like bad karma can SMELL the weekend approaching. 4:15 PM on a Friday is like the witching hour around here.
So, tell me: what do you think sucks today?
Oh, and Verizon. They suck too. Bad. Especially when you've arranged a very important two day videoconference and the whole thing goes KERFLOOOEY due to Verizon being a pack of fucktards of almost stupendous proportions. My irritation level reached the point that I was beginning to hum little ditties along the lines of "Our conference just got sucked beyond the Event Verizon, from where no light can escape." And now it's dead. Several days work - evaporated. This is why I assert: Verizon sucks.
Other things suck too, but mostly Verizon does. Did I mention that Verizon sucks? Cause it does. And while it sucks strongly, it doesn't suck well. And it sure as heck doesn't swallow; no indeed, Verizon is a belly-spitter if there ever was one. Verizon wouldn't even hand you a towel afterwards.
I am old enough to remember the days when Mama AT&T still suckled us all at her monopolistic teat. I don't think she would have behaved like this. Then again, if you disagreed with her, she would simply laugh and laugh and laugh, because you had no one else to turn to. So now we have choices.
Did I mention that all the choices suck? Cause they do. But especially Verizon does.
People wonder why I fear Fridays. Bad work things always happen on a Friday - it's like bad karma can SMELL the weekend approaching. 4:15 PM on a Friday is like the witching hour around here.
So, tell me: what do you think sucks today?