Because
a beatiful man deserves the best of cola, and we are so low on funds...I think he was angry when I bought him the cheap kind...
I am offering myself for work!
Please hire me!
I know I may not look like much and this slim body of mine isn't fit for physical labor, but... I have very versatile arms. And I am quite good at football! I am also a team player.
Ask Marco-kun for additional references. He should be able to vouch for my usefulness.