Google tells me it is currently 22oC here in Melbourne, but Google is clearly a LIAR, because it is CLEARLY AT LEAST THIRTY DEGREES. how is it possible that it's hotter at 9pm now than it was for the whole of today? maybe my house is just one giant incubator. like, bricks keep in heat. right? >_
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!!! WOODEN SWORD. How is this so freaking adorable? Now I want the part where Arthur spars with the kiddo and pretends to take the fakesword to the heart. Only it's wedged under his arm. And then he makes the dying into a ten minute show of groaning and flailing and shit, and the boy is like, 'AWESOME!' and Gwen needs an advil and Merlin doesn't think this whole pretend-dying is FUNNY. AT. ALL.
Also, you know Arthur had one of those swords when he was tiny. Where's the fic where he and Merlin stumble on an old attic room w/ all his old toys, start messing around with them, unleash a curse that was ~bound~ into a doll or w/e and become kids again. AND GET INTO FIGHTS W/ THE CHILDREN GANG IN LOW CAMELOT. With Arthur trying to go, 'BUT I AM THE PRINCE!' and the kids going, YEAH, RIGHT, and we fart rainbows every morning. And then M and A have to run. From beefy street kids. And then some lesson is learned, idk, something about making friends and THE POOR PEOPLE HAVING FEELINGS TOO WHO CARES I WANT IT WHERE IS IT.
Good luck on your exam(s?), dude!
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see, over here, I am sweating and can't take off any more layers without, y'know, being indecent. and then sis would shout at me.
And then he makes the dying into a ten minute show of groaning and flailing and shit, and the boy is like, 'AWESOME!' and Gwen needs an advil and Merlin doesn't think this whole pretend-dying is FUNNY. AT. ALL.
haha YES THIS, HOW CUTE WOULD IT BE. lol what's the Gaius version of an advil? sheep's testicles, probably. but like, with mint. to take away the horrible taste. did 6th century Britain even have mint?
unleash a curse that was ~bound~ into a doll or w/e
ahahaha that brings me back to the old Goosebumps days! but yeah, this fandom needs more magical kid!Arthur and kid!Merlin. none of this EVIL SORCEROR RETURNING FROM THE DEAD crap. c'mon show, WHERE ARE THE FUN CURSES. if you can have farting troll sexin' then you can certainly at least do genderbending. D: < OBVIOUSLY WE MUST RECTIFY THIS SOMEHOW.
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