TURTLE SOUP HAS MOVED!
ABANDON THE LIVEJOURNAL SHIP!!!!
This blog has now moved for the simple reason that LJ sucks gorilla testicles. This blog has now moved to http://teammerrica.com where Erica and I have decided to let our powers combine. Hopefully her mature sensibilities will give balance to my smarmy perverseness. The new blog is in a current state of half-assedness which I will hopefully find time to complete within the next millennium.