Those Damn Autoflushers...
You know those autoflushers that sense when you move away from the can and automatically flush? Well don't you damn well hate it when you're just sitting there, laying some nice relaxing cable and pondering the meaning of life, when all you do is lean forward by the smallest fraction of an angle and thereby inadvertently activate the autoflusher.
All you have is a moments notice to do that ass hover thing over the throne before you have a raging torrent of shitty water trying to splash it's way up your A hole.
Yeah I hate that. It just happened to me 3 times in one session. The first two of which prompted me to type this and the third as I was typing this. Where's my slegehammer...
With Love & Kisses,
Merrill from the can
P.S. You probably don't wanna borrow my iPhone...
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All you have is a moments notice to do that ass hover thing over the throne before you have a raging torrent of shitty water trying to splash it's way up your A hole.
Yeah I hate that. It just happened to me 3 times in one session. The first two of which prompted me to type this and the third as I was typing this. Where's my slegehammer...
With Love & Kisses,
Merrill from the can
P.S. You probably don't wanna borrow my iPhone...
Posted via LiveJournal.app.