I had to.

[byronic_idiot]

 [[Within the castle, there is a large ballroom.

In the large ballroom, there is a balcony.

On the balcony, there is a vampire dressed in a gray wool trenchcoat and skinny jeans.

Within the vampire, there is an idiot.]]

AHIRU!  This one's for you.

[[He strikes a very girly pose.  Out of nowhere, a large spotlight shines down on him.  The ghostly band

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[agonymiserylulz]

[[And have a Lillie, who is literally rolling on the floor laughing.]]

[byronic_idiot]

[[He looks up from the microphone.]]

Oh, Lilie. This is for Ahiru, but have a listen.

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you...

[agonymiserylulz]

Do you have even
The slightest idea
How adorable you sound
Ahiru screams and runs away
Whenever you're around
You'll never win her heart, you know
Or probably, you don't
But you'll just keep on trying
You think you can, but
You won't~

What song is that?

[byronic_idiot]

[[Femio utterly ignores her.]]

Oh, can't you see?
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take...

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you...

I couldn't find one I liked, so I just made one up.

[agonymiserylulz]

[[Lillie jumps in, singing with the same tune, albeit different lyrics.]]
Are you listening
To a single thing?
Ahiru hates your guts
No ifs, ands, or buts~!

Well, that works.

[byronic_idiot]

[[Femio stops singing at once.]]

Ahiru...hates me?

Re: Well, that works.

[agonymiserylulz]

Hate is a very, very strong word, dear~! I'd use something else that means the same thing, like "severely dislikes," or "completely abhors."

Glittering Clouds by Imogen Heap.

[byronic_idiot]

I am cursed to forever be a monster!

[[The voices in his head his impulse tells him to sing again, and Femio is not one to question it.]]

I'm not always like this
It's something, I've become
A terrible weakness
In my nature, in my blood
Save me, oh save me, save me from myself
Before I hurt somebody else again...

This one should be obvious. :P

[agonymiserylulz]

[[Lillie smiles and bursts into ridiculously dramatic song, gesturing expansively and twirling across the ballroom floor.]] My dear, sweet child. It's what I live for

WIN.

[byronic_idiot]

[[Femio looks up, eyes wide.]]

Ahiru loves me. She said. She could never stay away from me. Just because there are these "doubles" does not mean my love will choose wisely and attatch herself to a normal boy...ahhh, the curse of my beauty. It draws in and pushes away for the exact wrong mortals.

Thanks! ^_^

[agonymiserylulz]

[[Lillie frowns, wrinkling her nose]]
If she loves you she
Sure shows it strange
Is there anything
That she wouldn't change?
Is there anything at all?