Some new crap to complain about.
Some magnificent shitpile of a human took it upon his or herself today to tear the wiper blades off our car, while Ashlee and I were at work. I was forced to drive home in blinding downpour at 20 kilometers an hour with my hazard lights on.
I sincerely hope the person responsible loses his or her fingers in a car crash-related injury, so they can never do such a thing again. With luck, he or she will also lose all of his or her loved ones, and be forced to forever attempt to use his or her palms to feed his or herself.
I sincerely hope the person responsible loses his or her fingers in a car crash-related injury, so they can never do such a thing again. With luck, he or she will also lose all of his or her loved ones, and be forced to forever attempt to use his or her palms to feed his or herself.