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[psyklonis]

On Saturday, me, Carolyn, and Julie Bandy chased down the E-bus on Riverside while completely drunk. We danced, had strange men buy us drinks, had "cocaine-laced gum," fell down, lost our shoes, and thought we were going to die, multiple times (I'll let you figure out which activity belonged to which person/people).

I think my collegiate career is now complete.