Multimedia NSFW birthday crack!fic: Zazie11’s B'day Celebration Throughout Time, Space & Stripclubs
Multimedia NSFW birthday crack!fic: zazie11’s Birthday Celebration Throughout Time, Space And Stripclubs…
By: psyfi_geekgirl
Rating: R
A/N: Today, the wonderful, delicious, stupendous zazie11 was born!!!
* throws confetti *
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
In honor of her birth, I have constructed a multimedia birthday celebration that is sort of NSFW.
I know Ten is pretty excited about it…
On Sunday morning, the call went out throughout the Vortex: “It’s Zazie11’s birthday! Come to Rose and TenII's to celebrate!”
River and the Eleventh Doctor were the first to arrive and helped Rose with the set-up.
As Rose was getting the finishing touches ready on the cake table, Martha and the Ninth Doctor arrived.
“Oh, blimey, Rose, I made cake too!” said Martha.
“No bother, Martha!” she said, hugging her. "Everybody loves cake!"
Eleven pulled up another table and TenII helped Nine bring the towering frosted strawberry cake over and set it down.
“Oh, it looks gorgeous,” exclaimed Rose. "Zazie will love it!"
Martha watched the boys intently, dreading an accident. “I hope they don’t drop it…” she whispered to Rose, “It took simply ages to make!”
A VWOOOOOORRRRRP VWOOOOOOOORRRRRP VWOOOOOOORRRRP! announced the arrival of the Tenth Doctor. “Hidey Ho,” he announced with a wiggle of his fingers. Everybody cheered and he told them he’d brought a few others along to the party…
Soon, all kinds of people were milling about the party. Eleven was engrossed in a conversation with Idris, the Sixth Doctor was catching up with the evildoings of the Master, and Martha was watching an awkward tête á tête between Nine and the Metacrisis, who were both rolling their eyes about the fact that Ten had made a beeline to Rose, and had barely greeted anyone else.
Rose smacked Ten’s eager fingers away from the delicious multi-layered chocolate raspberry cake she’d slaved over. “Stop it!” she warned, “That’s for Zazie!”
Ten pouted whilst Davros looked on, anxious for his first slice of birthday cake… He did love cake so!
“Wait just a second!” a voice rang out through the room and all heads turned towards Jack who emerged from the TARDIS. “A party’s not a party until Jack Harkness arrives… especially when he brings Hypervodka!!”
Everybody cheered. “I just knew I left a bottle of the stuff inside the TARDIS from my old traveling days,” he said. “Now, we can really party!”
And party they did…
Everyone drank from Jack’s bottle of Hypervodka and got completely pished.
The party devolved from there.
First, a bunch of them took a drive, looking for Zazie in Brooklyn.
When they couldn’t find her, they came back.
Completely wasted, Idris, Eleven and Martha tied Delgado!Master up and used him as a piñata. Eleven smacked him with a stick until candies popped out of him, which Martha proceeded to eat. Idris clapped as she watched.
Meanwhile, eager to escape River Song’s advances, the Sixth Doctor hid behind the TARDIS until River found him there.
“I say, madam, do unhand me!” he protested.
“Hello, Sweetie,” she purred. “Wow, you're quite a present to unwrap! Always leaving me something to look forward to, don’t you?”
She pounced.
Nobody heard him scream.
Left to himself, Davros engaged in an orgy of cake consumption until he was filled with so much alien booze and sugar that he began to hallucinate that he was accompanied by several strange creatures. He felt comforted by their presence until he began to suspect that they all wanted some of his cake.
“NO! It’s mine I tell you, MINE!” he screamed, swatting his invisible friends away from his plate filled with cake with his one good arm…
Once they were sick of watching Rose flirt with the Tenth Doctor, Jack took the Metacrisis and Nine to a wild strip club, whereupon they became progressively more drunk and disorderly. Completely shit-faced, Jack passed out on the floor of the strip club, clutching his bottle of cheap champagne like it contained the secrets of the universe--or at least a lifetime's supply of lube. Unfortunately, he went completely unnoticed there on the floor by TenII and the Ninth Doctor, who catcalled, ordered lap dances, drank until they were cross-eyed, and called all the strippers "Rose."
The next day, while they remembered that their very talented and equally lovely dancer “Candy” refused to go home with them, they forgot everything else about the evening, waking up in the local alien hoosegow, completely broke… and naked.
They also bemoaned the fact that they hadn’t waited for Zazie and messed up her birthday party.
“She’ll never forgive us!” whined TenII, picking at the welds in the jail bars.
“Oh, won’t she?” sneered Nine. “While you village idiots were busy erasing IQ points I got Candy’s phone number!” Nine sniffed smugly. “How’s that for a birthday present?”
“Brilliant!” exclaimed Jack. “But I’ll bet neither of you thought to bring the sonic to get us out of here.”
“Jack, we’re naked!” TenII insisted. “How were we supposed to smuggle that in?”
The Captain’s eyes twinkled. “Oh, my dear Doctors,” he smirked, bending over, “watch and learn…”
Abandoned by everyone else at the party and finally left to themselves, Ten and Rose made up for lost time, making their own party-and party games-including, “Doctor and nurses” and “rim around the Rosie…”
While everyone admitted that the party had been a success, they had to admit that it would have been even better had they waited for Zazie!
"Oh well," sighed Eleven, waking up in a pile of bare limbs on the floor and covered in chocolate cake. "There's always next year!"
Silly Timelord! He forgot he has a time machine!
Happy Birthday, Zazifrass! I hope your birthday is the best in the galaxy!
♥
Your Sporty!
:D
By: psyfi_geekgirl
Rating: R
A/N: Today, the wonderful, delicious, stupendous zazie11 was born!!!
* throws confetti *
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
In honor of her birth, I have constructed a multimedia birthday celebration that is sort of NSFW.
I know Ten is pretty excited about it…
On Sunday morning, the call went out throughout the Vortex: “It’s Zazie11’s birthday! Come to Rose and TenII's to celebrate!”
River and the Eleventh Doctor were the first to arrive and helped Rose with the set-up.
As Rose was getting the finishing touches ready on the cake table, Martha and the Ninth Doctor arrived.
“Oh, blimey, Rose, I made cake too!” said Martha.
“No bother, Martha!” she said, hugging her. "Everybody loves cake!"
Eleven pulled up another table and TenII helped Nine bring the towering frosted strawberry cake over and set it down.
“Oh, it looks gorgeous,” exclaimed Rose. "Zazie will love it!"
Martha watched the boys intently, dreading an accident. “I hope they don’t drop it…” she whispered to Rose, “It took simply ages to make!”
A VWOOOOOORRRRRP VWOOOOOOOORRRRRP VWOOOOOOORRRRP! announced the arrival of the Tenth Doctor. “Hidey Ho,” he announced with a wiggle of his fingers. Everybody cheered and he told them he’d brought a few others along to the party…
Soon, all kinds of people were milling about the party. Eleven was engrossed in a conversation with Idris, the Sixth Doctor was catching up with the evildoings of the Master, and Martha was watching an awkward tête á tête between Nine and the Metacrisis, who were both rolling their eyes about the fact that Ten had made a beeline to Rose, and had barely greeted anyone else.
Rose smacked Ten’s eager fingers away from the delicious multi-layered chocolate raspberry cake she’d slaved over. “Stop it!” she warned, “That’s for Zazie!”
Ten pouted whilst Davros looked on, anxious for his first slice of birthday cake… He did love cake so!
“Wait just a second!” a voice rang out through the room and all heads turned towards Jack who emerged from the TARDIS. “A party’s not a party until Jack Harkness arrives… especially when he brings Hypervodka!!”
Everybody cheered. “I just knew I left a bottle of the stuff inside the TARDIS from my old traveling days,” he said. “Now, we can really party!”
And party they did…
Everyone drank from Jack’s bottle of Hypervodka and got completely pished.
The party devolved from there.
First, a bunch of them took a drive, looking for Zazie in Brooklyn.
When they couldn’t find her, they came back.
Completely wasted, Idris, Eleven and Martha tied Delgado!Master up and used him as a piñata. Eleven smacked him with a stick until candies popped out of him, which Martha proceeded to eat. Idris clapped as she watched.
Meanwhile, eager to escape River Song’s advances, the Sixth Doctor hid behind the TARDIS until River found him there.
“I say, madam, do unhand me!” he protested.
“Hello, Sweetie,” she purred. “Wow, you're quite a present to unwrap! Always leaving me something to look forward to, don’t you?”
She pounced.
Nobody heard him scream.
Left to himself, Davros engaged in an orgy of cake consumption until he was filled with so much alien booze and sugar that he began to hallucinate that he was accompanied by several strange creatures. He felt comforted by their presence until he began to suspect that they all wanted some of his cake.
“NO! It’s mine I tell you, MINE!” he screamed, swatting his invisible friends away from his plate filled with cake with his one good arm…
Once they were sick of watching Rose flirt with the Tenth Doctor, Jack took the Metacrisis and Nine to a wild strip club, whereupon they became progressively more drunk and disorderly. Completely shit-faced, Jack passed out on the floor of the strip club, clutching his bottle of cheap champagne like it contained the secrets of the universe--or at least a lifetime's supply of lube. Unfortunately, he went completely unnoticed there on the floor by TenII and the Ninth Doctor, who catcalled, ordered lap dances, drank until they were cross-eyed, and called all the strippers "Rose."
The next day, while they remembered that their very talented and equally lovely dancer “Candy” refused to go home with them, they forgot everything else about the evening, waking up in the local alien hoosegow, completely broke… and naked.
They also bemoaned the fact that they hadn’t waited for Zazie and messed up her birthday party.
“She’ll never forgive us!” whined TenII, picking at the welds in the jail bars.
“Oh, won’t she?” sneered Nine. “While you village idiots were busy erasing IQ points I got Candy’s phone number!” Nine sniffed smugly. “How’s that for a birthday present?”
“Brilliant!” exclaimed Jack. “But I’ll bet neither of you thought to bring the sonic to get us out of here.”
“Jack, we’re naked!” TenII insisted. “How were we supposed to smuggle that in?”
The Captain’s eyes twinkled. “Oh, my dear Doctors,” he smirked, bending over, “watch and learn…”
Abandoned by everyone else at the party and finally left to themselves, Ten and Rose made up for lost time, making their own party-and party games-including, “Doctor and nurses” and “rim around the Rosie…”
While everyone admitted that the party had been a success, they had to admit that it would have been even better had they waited for Zazie!
"Oh well," sighed Eleven, waking up in a pile of bare limbs on the floor and covered in chocolate cake. "There's always next year!"
Silly Timelord! He forgot he has a time machine!
Happy Birthday, Zazifrass! I hope your birthday is the best in the galaxy!
♥
Your Sporty!
:D