Fictionmas

[psychrofon]

Things I want:

A Nintendo Wii
A big ol plasma TV
A Murph
A minus twenty pounds
A futon
A douchebag gun
A Republi-gun (TM)
A huge Friesema (not crazy)
A pile of cash
A new bathroom

and

A freaking iPhone. holy balls that thing looks RIDICULOUS. Apple me in the face, Steve Jobs.