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WARNING: THIS IS SO COMPLICATED, AND LONG. >_<
Kelly’s Birthday party, it was going to be like 10ish people round drinking/smoking and such. Having a laugh.
There was (You won’t know these people, I’ll explain)
Me
Aisha - The party was at her house, and her mum was like away for the night or something.
Ruth - My best mate
Roxanne - Hardcore drinker (never pukes or anything.)
Uh, Nina and Louie are like best friends, and Sophie is like the biggest fucking lightweight ever.
KELLY - Her party
EVERYONE started crying. Well except the guys and Me, Ruth, Rox and Aisha.
KEV is going out with Nina, Louie decided, I’ll get off with my best friends boyfriend. Nina was in the other room at the time.
I walked in the lounge and saw them getting off with each other and kicked the chair and made someone have a convosation with Nina.
Yes when Nina finally got in the room, Louie STILL got off with him, WHILE Nina was IN the room >_< Sllaaggs. And Fucking Louie started crying and Nina started crying.
Kev looked Smug, but like Nina kneed him in the bollocks. Hahaha. Yurr.
UHHH. Sophie got completely pissed on one bottle of cheap hippodrome champagne, she was running about screaming and fucking shit like that, The dick. She didn’t know what the fuck she was doing.
That night she’d started going out with ‘Lane’ a boy at the party, which she’d been out with before and fucked him off by getting off with other guys. She was running after him all night going 'Go to bed with my lannneeeee' And someone in the romo said 'Why would he, you ming' and she ran out crying.
ALI ENGLISH; DIRTY FUCKING CUNT, Kelly is in love with him, he’s on Valium (SP?) and pills and shit like this ALL the time, and he came round to the party. He’s not well liked he mugged Ruth on her way home and like done some stupid shit. SO they tried to sneak him up-stairs with Kelly.
YET everyone found out he was there, he came downstairs and sat in the lounge and got off with Sophie.
BIG fucking mistake. Kelly found out. Sophie burst in to tears when she found out who he was, and Kelly ran off crying. Sophie followed. Kelly turned around and gave her the worse ‘You fucking slut’ look and kicked her in the knee, Sophie RAN and Kelly chased her and thumped her in the back 3 times. Then went back inside. Sophie cried constantly all night.
Louie’d been on the booze, vodka (neat) and puked all over Kev’s coat, then all outside and the couch. Then started crying.
She got walked home by Lane, and ended up grounded for like 2 weeks or something, for being completely wasted.
Another guest at the party, Kayleigh, known for being very easy. Was upstairs fucking Chalky (4 times) She told us details: | >_<
WE made Sophie fuck off home, Same for Louie, Ali, Nina, Lane and every little whining bitch.
Then the party was left with all the people who didn’t: Cry, puke, scream or get beaten.
Fucking funny party, Went to Norwich the next day, I had a BITCH of a hangover. >_<
Oh well, Comedy XD
THE END.
xx