Xliv featuring Slim Bob-0.. - The Band.
don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuZ I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
These chicks dont even know the name of my band, but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands, cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man, all because im the lead singer of my band.
So I jump off the stage right then drop the mic, walk up to these hot babes and im like.. whats up, babies, my names SLim Robbie.. Im the lead singer of XLIV Baby.
There're like "Oh my god its really him."
"Susie oh my god is fuckin bobo slim"
"I swear to fucking satan dude you fuckin rock"
"Please bobo pleaes let me suck your ****"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and panties on stage
So like every single day they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like planting a seed
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal that coke from me
Yesterday Adam tried to pull a knife on me
Because I told him Courtney Cox is my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just hate me because
These chicks dont even know the name of my band, but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands, cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man, all because im the lead singer of my band.
The Band,The Band, The Band, The Band, The Band, The Band, The Band, The Band, The Baaaaaaaaaaaandd. Yahh. baby.. yahaha, yaha..
*cue adam* Give me that mic, gi.. give it.. (alright man i did)
You just wanna see a rocka backwards don't you
Hey doug how come we don't rap on photos
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the bike and he's like way infront of us
You don't want my autograph, yous so goofy
And no I'm adam (oh I thought you was Boofie)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Howard Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks while watching bobo attack
(Verse 3- Terry and Dicky)
Look him little punk ass thinkin' he all that
Yeah I know man find himself fuckin on my matt.
Hey I thought we had an interview with that mason dude
(Bobo: No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for practice
Man I ain't goin' to practice
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Bobo!
(BOBO: You gonna talk some shit!?)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, man what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when w'ere the only two
When I was bout to talk right after you
man shut up, I swear man
These chicks don't even know the name of The Band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of The Band...
(Verse 4- Nelson)
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that nelson is hot
I Should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to stap on a dumbass fan
Every time I'hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch i dont play no instruments
So why he get a hundred and we only get no percent
And these guys they can find every area code
(Bobo: Nelly carry my Stuff)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Joe and Bob?!)
(Verse 5- Boofie)
God dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the songs
Till Nell Sly slipped me some crack
Talkin shit video I was in the back
Cannibal love video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck RObbie, ask us the questions
Like who's XLIV, how we get started
(What about Bobo?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
Then he told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck Xliv, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group and then shit hits the fan
(Bobo)
Gaby why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my name
Chorus- Boofie - {Boofie})
These chicks don't even know the name of The Band...{ha ha}
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...{Fuck Robbie}
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of The Band...
The Band (Repeated 9x)
(Outro)
The hottest girl band in the world...
XLIV!
(Bob-o as a salsa singer))
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the boys to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty boys wanna dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty boys wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty boys wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuZ I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
These chicks dont even know the name of my band, but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands, cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man, all because im the lead singer of my band.
So I jump off the stage right then drop the mic, walk up to these hot babes and im like.. whats up, babies, my names SLim Robbie.. Im the lead singer of XLIV Baby.
There're like "Oh my god its really him."
"Susie oh my god is fuckin bobo slim"
"I swear to fucking satan dude you fuckin rock"
"Please bobo pleaes let me suck your ****"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and panties on stage
So like every single day they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like planting a seed
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal that coke from me
Yesterday Adam tried to pull a knife on me
Because I told him Courtney Cox is my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just hate me because
These chicks dont even know the name of my band, but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands, cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man, all because im the lead singer of my band.
The Band,The Band, The Band, The Band, The Band, The Band, The Band, The Band, The Baaaaaaaaaaaandd. Yahh. baby.. yahaha, yaha..
*cue adam* Give me that mic, gi.. give it.. (alright man i did)
You just wanna see a rocka backwards don't you
Hey doug how come we don't rap on photos
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the bike and he's like way infront of us
You don't want my autograph, yous so goofy
And no I'm adam (oh I thought you was Boofie)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Howard Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks while watching bobo attack
(Verse 3- Terry and Dicky)
Look him little punk ass thinkin' he all that
Yeah I know man find himself fuckin on my matt.
Hey I thought we had an interview with that mason dude
(Bobo: No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for practice
Man I ain't goin' to practice
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Bobo!
(BOBO: You gonna talk some shit!?)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, man what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when w'ere the only two
When I was bout to talk right after you
man shut up, I swear man
These chicks don't even know the name of The Band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of The Band...
(Verse 4- Nelson)
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that nelson is hot
I Should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to stap on a dumbass fan
Every time I'hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch i dont play no instruments
So why he get a hundred and we only get no percent
And these guys they can find every area code
(Bobo: Nelly carry my Stuff)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Joe and Bob?!)
(Verse 5- Boofie)
God dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the songs
Till Nell Sly slipped me some crack
Talkin shit video I was in the back
Cannibal love video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck RObbie, ask us the questions
Like who's XLIV, how we get started
(What about Bobo?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
Then he told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck Xliv, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group and then shit hits the fan
(Bobo)
Gaby why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my name
Chorus- Boofie - {Boofie})
These chicks don't even know the name of The Band...{ha ha}
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...{Fuck Robbie}
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of The Band...
The Band (Repeated 9x)
(Outro)
The hottest girl band in the world...
XLIV!
(Bob-o as a salsa singer))
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the boys to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty boys wanna dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty boys wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty boys wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)