Now I have to smile and pretend I'm happy for 5 more hours until I finish work for the sake of professionalism. I'm even denied my right to let it all out. I knew it was too good to be true.
She's a idiot. NO WORRYS, YOU STILL RULE LIKE WHOA BUDDY! What kind of freak does that?? Christ. Maybe she's just doing her rounds around the nieghborhood or something. Like Santa. Got to get around to everyone by Christmas. That sounds mean. Ah well. I haven't been vindictive for a while.
Anyways. Try to cheer up. Otherwise I'll be forced to send a Cheer Up Rick Channel and you don't want to hear the random shit that comes out of my head....hell, even I don't.
Heh, a Cheer Up Rick Channel. Let's make the Channel thing a tradition when one of us is down. Oh, and don't worry about me. If we were going out for months and this happened, then I might be a little shattered, but after just three days, the only thing I feel is that I wasted my time and got happy for nothing. I'll get over it, maybe there's a better chick just around the corner, who actually wants me.
Good idea. I wonder if were still talking in like 40 years what the hell we'd say. "He-he-he, guess what Rick! I got my walker today and took a lovely walk down the street with my great granddaughter!" *shivers*
Yes, I know. You rule, too. We rule Rickistan. YOU KNOW, I can't help but notice how the jet is yours, the countries yours, but I rule as much as you. I hope you signed a pre-nup. I want it more like, RickIkatelynstan. Or to make it fair a RickIkatestan. Though the former sounds better, that and I hate Kate.
Haha. I'm sorry. I figured I'd end up insulting someone eventually. I don't hate the name really, it's quite nice, I just hate when I get called it. But poor me, I've been tortured by nicknames, so I just usually have people call me 'hey you' or Katelyn.
*nods* Hah. Rickatelynistan. Very clever. I like it indeed. It's okay, I wont take the tax money or anything. You can have the beach part. I'll take the flatlands. Mountain people scare me, you can have those, too. I'll build a little road coarse for my imaginary Porsche and or Charger. And um. Yeah. That's like all I want.
I am so going to draw a little map of Rickatelynistan, complete with territory borders and stuff. If I find the motivation. Wicked, I get the mountain people!
They're strange, nomadic people that sacrifice chickens and drink the blood in order to please their God Of Sticky Stuff.
You get the tax money from citizens on your side, that's only fair.
WOW! WE'RE LIKE POLITICIANS NOW!! And the government! Whooooo I rule the government of the flat land people, hurrah.
The God Of Sticky Stuff? Oh man. Well, I want a God of something. Not something, I have to come up with something. Ohh I'm punny.
Yes. I will need the funds to keep the Flatlanish in check and bomb our terrorists back. Ooh, whose gonna be our terrorists?? I don't wanna bomb your people :(
What. The. Fuck.
She's a idiot. NO WORRYS, YOU STILL RULE LIKE WHOA BUDDY!
What kind of freak does that?? Christ. Maybe she's just doing her rounds around the nieghborhood or something. Like Santa. Got to get around to everyone by Christmas.
That sounds mean. Ah well. I haven't been vindictive for a while.
Anyways. Try to cheer up. Otherwise I'll be forced to send a Cheer Up Rick Channel and you don't want to hear the random shit that comes out of my head....hell, even I don't.
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You rule Katelyn.
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*shivers*
Yes, I know. You rule, too. We rule Rickistan. YOU KNOW, I can't help but notice how the jet is yours, the countries yours, but I rule as much as you. I hope you signed a pre-nup. I want it more like, RickIkatelynstan. Or to make it fair a RickIkatestan. Though the former sounds better, that and I hate Kate.
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I don't hate the name really, it's quite nice, I just hate when I get called it. But poor me, I've been tortured by nicknames, so I just usually have people call me 'hey you' or Katelyn.
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Uhh... ok, I guess you can have half. What about Rickatelynistan?
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It's okay, I wont take the tax money or anything. You can have the beach part. I'll take the flatlands. Mountain people scare me, you can have those, too. I'll build a little road coarse for my imaginary Porsche and or Charger. And um. Yeah. That's like all I want.
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They're strange, nomadic people that sacrifice chickens and drink the blood in order to please their God Of Sticky Stuff.
You get the tax money from citizens on your side, that's only fair.
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And the government! Whooooo I rule the government of the flat land people, hurrah.
The God Of Sticky Stuff? Oh man. Well, I want a God of something. Not something, I have to come up with something. Ohh I'm punny.
Yes. I will need the funds to keep the Flatlanish in check and bomb our terrorists back. Ooh, whose gonna be our terrorists?? I don't wanna bomb your people :(
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What about God Of Puns?
Terrorists, huh? Hrm... what about THE RUSSIANS?
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I'm Russian though :(
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Hows about.. scandinavia? Or maybe... hmm.. America? *g*
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Very good, general.
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