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[psychoticracer]

BATOU!!!!! CELESTE!!!!!

You keep a MOTHER FUCKING leash on that MOTHER FUCKING girl or so help me I won't be responsible for the MOTHER FUCKING CONSEQUENCES!!!!

{OOC: Nerve tripped.}

Comments

[thiefshonor]

Dish it but can't take it, huh.

[Can't help but laugh.]

[psychoticracer]

I'm giving YOU fair warning. It's a COURTESY.

You don't want her cut up, you keep her mouth fucking shut.

Next time I won't bother.

[thiefshonor]

You're such an amateur.

Don't touch her.

[psychoticracer]

Don't take me for an amateur just because I haven't been pussy-whipped into hiding.

Whether I leave her alone or not is entirely up to her, you, and Batou.

Courtesy. Warning.

[thiefshonor]

Is that the only comeback you ever have? You want Batou to have a reason to go after you again, go ahead.

[psychoticracer]

Well leaving her alone didn't do me very much good in the first place, so why should I think it would be any different now~?

[thiefshonor]

If somethin' happens, it'll be your own damn fault.

DON'T FUCKING TOUCH HER.

[psychoticracer]

If "somethin' happens" to HER, it'll be yours.

TELL HER TO STOP GIVING ME INCREDIBLY GOOD REASONS TO DO SO.

[thiefshonor]

My fault, right. Because I'm just so involved with the beef between you two.

Obviously you're eager to make enemies with me, so fine, I can play that way.

[psychoticracer]

Tsk. That's not it at all.

You don't want me to hurt her, take fucking responsibility for her since she's obviously too touched in the head to do it herself.

Otherwise don't come complain to the fire when she burns herself on it.

I THOUGHT, since you seemed to CARE, you'd appreciate the motherfucking warning.

[thiefshonor]

Warning recieved, then. I'm sure I don't need to describe to you what'll happen when you've got Batou on your trail afterwards -- not even considering that I will be, too. Part of always winning is knowing which games you can win, eh.

[psychoticracer]

Good.

...

[Locked to Celeste]

Look. I know I can't win this one. Why the hell do you think I'm trying to avoid entering it? I don't want to tangle with Batou again but so help me if that fucking girl keeps messing with me I will reach a point where I. Won't. Care anymore.

And we both know how it'll go from there.

So. If she stops messing with me, I won't touch her, everyone's fucking happy. That's how this goes.

[Locked to Erol // hackable?]

[thiefshonor]

Oh. Oh my. Guess you don't have the one-track mind I thought ya did. It's kinda a relief to know you're not really that stupid.

Listen guy, I don't get River just as much as you do. Why the hell are you two even at each other's throats all the time? I can try, but seriously, there's no fucking guarantee, she's off her rocker.

[Locked to Celeste // 35% hackable]

[psychoticracer]

She seems to be particularly good at pushing buttons without a care for her own self-preservation. I still can't believe SHE jumped ME that first night.

Hn. I'd tell you it's all an act, but it's not. Let's just say I am aware of my own.... limitations. I have a short fuse, and I don't care for my own safety, but this once - just this once - I'd like to avoid the feedback loop.

Have to get the drop on it early or it's too late.

[Locked to Erol // hackable]

[thiefshonor]

Heh. Like a child finally getting punished by his long-lost father.

But, fine, in all seriousness. I can understand what you're saying. Of course, I don't want anything to happen to River, and while I'm not terribly concerned about being enemies with you, I like to keep the people who want me dead at a minimum anyway, ya know?

So I'll try. But like I said, River's a nutjob even if she's my friend, and I can't guarantee she'll even, like, openly acknowledge me after I try to explain it to her.

[Locked to Celeste // hackable]

[psychoticracer]

Understood.

Ugh, Batou as a father? That's a hideous idea, I hope you're proud of yourself.