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[psychoticracer]

[The voice is young, accented with faux British, and positively rings with arrogance.]

Where am I?! This isn't my room - Nan, are you there?

No, she wouldn't be, she works off days, so -

...

If I've been kidnapped for ransom, you're going to be disappointed. Idiots.

And if this is Flin pulling a joke - you're going to regret it. Doesn't

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[nantokanare]

I didn't know it was possible for you to get smaller, Mr. Erol.

[psychoticracer]

[Who the hell is this and why is he calling him "mister?" Not even the servants do that.]

People underestimate me.

Who the hell are you?

[nantokanare]

Akagi.

Be careful with your knives. You'd be mad at yourself if you lost them.

[psychoticracer]

I'm not going to lose them.

[If ever an 11-year-old managed a tone dripping with contempt, this would be it.]

Shouldn't you be more worried about me hurting someone, old geezer?

[nantokanare]

[Laugh.]

You can't hurt people here. They come back when you kill them, so there's no point.

[psychoticracer]

Well THAT'S no good.

[Never mind that he has yet to make his first kill. That happens.... oh, next year or so.]

Wait, they come back? From being dead?

You should lay off the moonshine, old geezer.

[His manners are horrible.]

[nantokanare]

[Akagi doesn't care. He is and old geezer right now, so it's fair, after all.]

Mm. The body disappears, and your knives will too if they're in it.

You shouldn't try anything when you're little. Everyone still hates you from when you were big.

[psychoticracer]

[Yeah sure whatever, you old wino.]

What do you mean, "from when I was big?"

[That better not be another crack about his height.]

[nantokanare]

They must have made you stupid when they made you little. Check the comms. Everyone changed age, you and Auntie are little now, and me and Link are old.

I GOT AN ICON

[psychoticracer]

Tsk, it doesn't matter anyway. I'm here now, so I might as well look around.

Not going to waste time poking around on some computer when I could be exploring.

[nantokanare]

If you say so, Mr. Erol.

You should find carnival. You like it there.

[psychoticracer]

Sure thing, gran'pa.

[Humoring you now.]

[nantokanare]

I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true, boy.

[psychoticracer]

That could be a lie.

[nantokanare]

I don't need to. You're funny enough when I don't lie.