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[psychoticracer]

Oh, well THIS is just -

I'm not amused, either.

God DAMMIT!! Redd, this is NOT funny!!

Would you prefer to have your arm removed at the wrist or the elbow?

... I'd prefer neither. Do you know how much trouble it is to get a new one cloned?

I suppose we could dislocate your thumb instead.

[This appears to be a serious consideration.]Wouldn't

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[ttlynotawizard]

All the bones in the hand? Hmmm...

[psychoticracer]

If you like it that much, why don't you pioneer the technique.

[ttlynotawizard]

Oh, it's tempting.

[electroniccrane]

I'll talk you through it.

[Oh lord she does not sound happy.]

[ttlynotawizard]

Go for it.

[Neither does he]

[electroniccrane]

[She says something explosive. It's not in English, but is quite obviously an expletive.]

I forgot, you can't do it my way. You're not strong enough.

Find a hammer.

[ttlynotawizard]

I'm guessing the next instructions are "apply hammer liberally to hand?"

[electroniccrane]

There are ways to do it that will minimize or maximize the healing time.

Which do you want?

WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS A BAD IDEA!

[ttlynotawizard]

...assurance that the shackle won't return to my wrist after I go through with this. Do Erol's first.

FFFFF

[psychoticracer]

No no, I think you should take this one.

For science.

[ttlynotawizard]

Oh no no. If my time on this ship has taught me anything, it's that my world is terrible at science. You and the Major are far more experienced. You go head.

[psychoticracer]

In that case you need the practice. Never a better time to start learning about the scientific method. Learn by doing, Remy.

[ttlynotawizard]

I'm a visual learner, Erol. Show me how it's done.

[psychoticracer]

You'll have to come over here to see.

Real close.

[ttlynotawizard]

Well...auditory learning works as well. Just to make sure I'm doing it right before I attempt.

[psychoticracer]

No, you won't be able to hear anywhere NEAR enough.

C'mere.