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[psychoticpony]

For you guys, because I'm bored.

MEME: The first 5 people to comment on this post get to request drabbles (real drabble: 100 words exactly) from you. Post all fandoms you're willing to write for

Comments

[conjure_lass]

Drabbles are good. I'd like a pillow talk drabble. With heavy petting...yesh. *smmile*

[psychoticpony]

Pillow talk?

[conjure_lass]

Um...yeah. Like...laying in bed and talking. Or laying anywhere where there is a pillow of some sort like a couch or outside or something. Just sort of relaxed and calm.

[psychoticpony]

With sex?

[conjure_lass]

Naaaah. Just maybe some petting. Doesn't even have to be all THAT heavy. Just something that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

[psychoticpony]

Hmm... *strokes invisible beard*

[conjure_lass]

Hmmmm...indeeeed. I like happy things, they make me feel good.

[psychoticpony]

I WILL KILL THEM ALL

[conjure_lass]

*GASSSP*

NOOOOO!!! You're too good for that teen angsty bullshit!!! Don't kill theeemm!!

[psychoticpony]

I'm going to act my age and KILL THEM ALL

[conjure_lass]

DON'T DO IT!!! You're a better writer than to use the cliche' suicide/murder/drink to death/broken hearted death plotline!! DON'TTTTT!!!!

(Seriously I do get sick of seeing that damn plot...why does everyone have to kill them and why does that automatically make the story 'dramatic'?)

[psychoticpony]

Ville left and Bam went straight to the bathroom and cried. He cried and creid so much that his eyes stung. He couldnt believe that Ville had left him once and for all. He picked up a razorblade and rolled up his sleevess, looking at the scars that were allready there. This was the last time. With his favorite The Used song playing throughh his head, he drew the blade across his wrist, watching the blood red blood bleed down his arm.

This was the end.

[conjure_lass]

*Puts on her Vam-Fangirl Voice*

Oh my god THAT WAS SO GOOD! It totally made me cry! Why did he have to die?? Oh my god...you should totally write more you are SO TALENTED.

And always remember Bam...its up the stream not across the river. *nod nod*

And you wanna know whats sad about that? That little paragraph there was almost exactly the same as some of the stupid stories i've read on Vam. BLEEEEHH

[psychoticpony]

OMGZ! Thankyou! I'm so totally going to write a sequal tomorrow!

That was actually hard to write. It was. It was all "How the fuck do you purposely write bad?"

The door slammed shut, the sound ringing in Bam's ears. Ville had left. It was like a temper tantrum, the way he stormed out, leaving Bam standing there in the hallway, shaking with anger.

He wanted to hit something.
He wanted to hit Ville, actually.

"Fuck!" He screamed to no one in particular. God, that fucking Finn could be so frustrating!

[conjure_lass]

OMG!!! Ville needs to go and apologize to BAMMY!! How could he just leave like that?? They need to make up with HOT STEAMY SEX!!! OMG!! Will this be a series? You should MAKE IT A SERIES!!! SQUEEEEE!!

(i'd try to write a shitty piece but i can't do it. I tried. I particularly liked the "fuck". Now thats some FINE dialogue right there. I'm thinking about doing Kingdom Hearts drabbles for people...mmmm...Riku...)

[psychoticpony]

No, it won't be a series. stfu and die, bitch.

(That was me actually writing okay... I think. I don't know, it' 4 am.)