Coke Legacy 8.4
I threw a toga party for Luna.
The first thing that happened, the very FIRST thing that happened was this.
What have I done to raise these children wrong?
And then there’s these three idiots in the lobby doing god knows what. They look like morons.
They also ransacked the fridge without my permission. Ungrateful heathens.
I’ll pretend I didn’t see that.
Little Miss Bartender can’t see that it’s most clearly winter at the moment. Well, she’s not under my command, so have at the pool you crazy lady.
Both cows love to come by and abuse the karaoke machine. And my ears.
Monitor, you are drunk.
(I have no idea what is up with it. My game never did this until we got a new monitor.)
Dante: There’s a storm going on right now and I have a fear of being struck by lightning, so I’ll just splash in this puddle. :D
Luna: FUCK BOWLING.
Dante: You’re just upset that I’m better than you at something.
‘Sup Ginger, what made you decide to visit this community lot and glitch out on everything?
DJ Llama infected Dante with his AIDS.
You know, make up a caption in your head for this one. I don’t even know.
I will not make a joke about milk money.
I will not make a joke about milk money.
I will not make a joke about milk money.
DJ Llama is a total douchebag.
And thanks to him, Dante won’t stop rolling this want.
You will gets yours someday, DJ Llama…
I completely forgot about how annoyed I was at the bathtub pirate stuff because it seemed like everyone just stopped doing it for awhile. It’s almost as if they knew it ticked me off, lol.
Oh yeah, so Luna is a total suck up. Her grades are only decent because she keeps rolling wants for the professors.
Ludwig disapproves of his only daughter woohoo'ing with the professors.
Ludwig: Oh, what a cute dress you’ve got on.
Luna: No mom, this is the required dress code for Toga parties.
Luna: I’m pretty sure it is, anyways.
Dante: Mom, ur doin’ it wrong.
The Coach is depressed because he will never be able to touch his toes.
Alright, so this is Luna playing Pimp Viking.
This is Dante watching Luna play Pimp Viking from afar because he’s too scared she’ll accidentally hit him in a fit of rage when she messes up.
...
Sure, why not?
The only people that like Dante are those that want to get into his pants or are his family members. So sad.
Look at this guy. His scowl would make you believe that Dante’s mere existence is an unspeakable crime against humanity.
Luna: You better make my coffee black or I’m going to wring your neck like a washcloth.
Dante: You better make her coffee black or she’s going to murder me. ):
Dante won’t stop flirting with every girl he has an attraction to. He’s practically a Romance sim.
I called one of Luna’s love interests over for a date, and then her fiancée called one second later. Uh...
Luna: Of course I only love you, sweetie~ What would give you the impression that I’m sleeping around?
Luna: Oh… sorry, but I’m up to my neck in assignments. Later, ‘kay?
I regret nothing.
Dante wanted a tent.
Whatever, dude. I know you just wanted to screw Athena in it.
And probably the Evil Cow Mascot as well.
Have you been hanging around Luna too much? I apologize for bursting your bubble, but scoring with girls does not automatically get you friends. At least not good friends, anyhow.
LOL she burped in his face right after that.
Dante: Tweet tweet tweet tweet!
Coach: Excuse me, but what do you think you’re doing?! You’re wasting your time talking to a chunk of lumber when you could be working on that stomach flab you’ve accumulated!
Dante: Tweet tweet! Tweet tweet tweet!
Coach: Have you gone completely crazy, young man?! Do I need to slap your shit?!
Luna wants to marry fucking everybody. I don’t understand you, woman.
As you can tell by the last shot, both Dante and Luna graduated. I sent them back home and was forced to make a hard decision.
I felt bad for doing it, but they had to go to conserve space.
Ludwig: Mom died. ):
Nate: Oh get over it; she wasn’t that cool to begin with. Ludwig should only care about me.
As for the children…
Dante is sad.
Luna is mad.
PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP.
~x~
The thing about Dante and Luna is that they compliment each other. I don’t mean they literally give the other compliments, but that it seems weird to have the one without the other. Maybe that’s why I’m having such a hard time choosing? I do need to pick only one of them, though.
So, how about heir poll tiem? I can't seem to get an LJ poll to work correctly at the moment, so you may have to comment.