Coke Legacy 8.2
This is exactly what it looks like. Sorry if this update is rather dull/short.
I found out where Dante got his musical obsession. Ludwig wouldn’t shut up about violins.
THEY’RE NOT THAT GREAT. STOP.
Don’t tell me you can’t get past him, there’s an opening right there.
Are your elderly hips too fat or something???
Otis: I don’t approve of Nate’s fresh beats. ):
Otis, you’re a cat. I bet you don’t even know what fresh beats are.
Ewan: Gee, what smells like rotting bacon?
This definitely looks like the Matchmaker is throwing a book at Ewan. I guess she got pissed at him sleeping around?
That, or a Death Word is chasing him.
Matchmaker: Oh no, hail! ): Protect me crystal ball!
Luna’s Date: lol like that’ll help.
Because of a conflicting hack or something, everyone who had brown hair had their hair color changed to black.
Jair Morena, their manmaid, is still walking around with black hair. It doesn't suit him.
Ludwig, that’s… that’s not your room.
Ludwig: But this room is so pretty and pink… hmm, I need to change the desktop background to something cuter.
Luna: GTFO MOM!!! I WANT TO TALK TO MY FRIENDS.
That’s not your love letter either.
Ludwig: But it smells so good and tiny hearts are coming from it~
Luna: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.
Dante: Do I have special alien powers that let me hear what animals are saying? MangoPineapple is telling me I should dominate the neighborhood. What if I’d rather dominate Athena’s heart~? <3
Julia: …
Luna got her first kiss, but this picture is boring so let’s move along.
There’s no way that can go terribly wrong at all.
OKAY.
LET’S PLAY WHO’S UNDER THE COVERS.
IS IT…
A) EWAN
B) LUNA.
C) BOTH.
IF YOU ANSWERED C, THEN YOU’RE CORRECT.
A GOLD STAR GOES TO WHOEVER CAN IDENTIFY WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS.
Ewan: -swoon- My great grandchild Luna has such a fine ass~
Dante: …
Congratulations Dante, you earned yourself a gold star.
shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup.
That isn't even your OTH. |:<
The snapdragon decided at that precise moment to affect Luna.
It gets a kick out of watching me squirm over incest.
My game crashed because something in my Downloads folder was interfering with the elder transition. Therefore, none of Ewan’s spectacular incest ever occurred.
Shhh, only dreams now.
I gave Ewan a better hobby than screwing his great grandchildren.
Nate hates it. Nobody asked you, jerk. Go back to centering your anger down in the Gulf of Mexico.
Or that.
I don’t think MangoPineapple likes you very much, dude.
And then they properly grew up. Excuse me while I go sob quietly in a corner.
For some reason, Luna likes to give Dante noogies. She’s not even a mean sim.
Dante: What did you do that for???
Luna: Do what for? :D
Luna's "pure innocence" spawned flowers. Should I be worried?
Ludwig: THIS PORTRAIT. LOL.
Nate: That picture of a dog is in the way of me getting Ludwig’s attention! It must be BURNED.
I sent the kiddos to college.
BOTH OF YOU. STOP BEING STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE AND MAKING HEIR CHOSING DIFFICULT.
Dante: Oh my god, stop cheating or I swear you’ll regret it!
Luna: I didn’t quite hear that, come closer. I promise I won’t bite~
Dante: … I’m kind of afraid to. ):
~x~
Updates may or may not be frequent. I think I'm catching a cold due to me being stupid and going out in this awful weather to survey damage. Plus I've just gotten into a great book series called The Mortal Instruments. If you haven't read them yet, do so now.