Coke Legacy 7.4
Ludwig wanted into the Greek House, so I called up Naomi and he got in. It totally sucks that there’s too many kids at college to be able to fit into the Coke Legacy Greek House. I’m going to make sure Eighth generation gets in there because what’s the point in having one if I can’t use it?
Amanda: RAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Good job, Nate. You successfully beat up a girl with your one Body skill point. Must be feeling really proud of yourself.
Nate deluded himself so badly into the fact that he can never win fights that he thinks he lost the previous fight with Amanda.
I took this picture since there are exactly forty-six feathers and I like the number forty-six, okay?
Naomi still can't think of anything. How sad.
GTFO COACH. You’re in the men’s bathroom, how did you even get in there?
Amanda needed a makeover, so she got something that ~accentuates~ her green eyes.
Ludwig likes to hang out with his siblings to talk about feeeeelings.
I don’t know how high Ludwig's interest in Fashion is, but he ALWAYS talks about it when he gets the chance. He’s so effeminate that I don’t get why ACR made him straight.
WHAT THE HELL, KEATON?!
YOU HARDLY KNOW HER. Is this how you imagine a decent Family sim should act?
Conrad: I am so furious with Keaton. He gets more ass than me.
I moved Nate in with Ludwig so that they share a dorm bedroom. Why did I do that?
This is not creepy and incestuous at all.
Conrad: Haaaaay, buddy. You've got to stop using the bubble blower, man. It rots your mind. Also, you could die.
Ludwig: There is definitely a party going on in my pants~ <3
Amanda: Oh yah bb, let’s get it onnnnn.
Ludwig: Nate keeps losing fights in college, heehee~
Julia: There should be a scholarship for “Most Fights Lost.”
Allison: HI NATE. IT’S ME, LUDWIG.
Nate: No, no, no, you aren’t Ludwig. I can see him outside this window because I have my eyes on him at all times.
Allison: … ):<
Nate: AT. ALL. TIMES.
Cheerleader: Oh my god, ew. Why are all the people in each dorm I visit such slobs. I’m going to quit being a cheerleader, this is too gross.
Um, am I supposed to have two cheerleaders on the lot at once?
This is surprisingly accurate to their relationship.
It’s official.
Vaughn is a drug addict.
It’s completely normal for your first kiss to remind you about that fight you lost, Amanda. Completely normal.
Guys, they are so cute. D: It’s going to break my heart when they graduate and have to leave her behind since I’m going to do alien spawn for generation eight. Lessening the amount of sims in the house and all.
Ludwig: Thanks for letting me deflower you.
Amanda: You can pollinate me anytime.
Ludwig: We are so funny.
Hey, it’s that girl that Ewan dated and had a ‘What If’ scenario with.
First kissu.
Ludwig…
1) Is a cupcake
2) Dresses like a girl.
3) Likes to talk about fashion.
4) Has an OTH for Fitness and is invited to a special gym.
…
There are no words.
AW, SHIT NO.
I can take Allison making fun of my kids because that is to be expected and I don’t really give a damn, but when it involves Amanda that’s crossing the line. She’s a total BRO and I will not tolerate the cow doing this.
I locked her in with a bunch of bookcases so she can read up on some fucking etiquette. ):<
Nate… eats alone. I don’t know where his boyfriend went, but he’s hardly around and when he is he’s 95% of the time in a bad mood. /:
THNX SALOME.
Keaton rolled the want to propose to his weird girlfriend. Whatever, be engaged to No Hugs Bitch if that makes you happy.
They are so cute, ahhhhh. D:
These two, however, are not.
Nate: It’s okay, I only need Ludwig to make me happy because I love Ludwig and Ludwig loves me.
Nate: Ludwig? Ludwig, where are you going? I want to tell you about how I got on the Dean’s List, COME BAAACK.
Ludwig: -has ADD or something-
Uh, Ludwig…? Amanda is… at the front of the dorm.
I guess he’s an angry drunk.
Vaughn: Alcoholics are dumb. |:<
So says the man who cannot keep his hands off of the bubble blower.
Nate: I hate omgsokawaiidesu anime girls, they make sick. I hope they all die by fire. The same goes for Hello Kitty too.
After having two accidents and passing out once, I let Allison go. I thought that was punishment enough because I sure as hell wasn’t going to have her die and roam the dorm as a ghost.
She never came back.
Vaughn is trying to corrupt Amanda with the delicious bubbles.
Vaughn: SO THOSE VIOLINS ARE PRETTY FUNNY, DON’TCHA THINK? HAHAHAHA.
No really, he wouldn’t shut up about violins.
Amanda: -swipes at bubbles-
I got the itching urge to start a garden, and since Keaton has an OTH for Nature he gets to be the one that tends to it.
At this point in time, Nate not only had two more Body skill points than Conrad, but also he was fit. He must really have a strong case of fail running through his veins.
Vaughn spent all night making drinks…
… and blowing bubbles. The kid has a serious problem, I’m telling you.
Nate: You are so ugly. I hope Conrad gets as old and wrinkly as you and then I can laugh at him.
Nate’s comedy act fills Vaughn with rage.
OH MY GOD, YOU KEEP LOSING THESE FIGHTS I’M TRAINING YOU FOR.
Vaughn: I’m upset because Photobucket is going to take down this image.
Okay, I went years without knowing what the hell a ‘pearl necklace’ joke was and decided that I’d search Google to finally figure it out.
…
It’s not even a funny joke, what the hell? I sat here going “… Is that it? Am I supposed to laugh now?” because it was that unfunny and I don’t get why everyone makes jokes about it if it’s dull as an unsharpened pencil.
LOL PEARL NECKLACE JOKES MAKE CONRAD CRY AND WET HIMSELF. You’re a Romance sim, shut up.
Ludwig: Ow, my leg feels so stiff.
Nate: -gasp- I think I’m having sympathy pains with Ludwig! :D
GTFO NATE.
Amanda isn’t stealing Ludwig from you, gosh.
Nate wanted to throw a party and invited his old boyfriend, but he didn’t want to hug him, lmao.
Hey, it’s his party. He can cry if he wants to.
Can you be more effeminate…?
Guys… she can sense Ludwig through the wall. I am worried.
(Where did your fancy bathroom robe go, Ludwig? D:<)
Nate, you idiot.
I forgot that winter = plants dying. So I used up all of their money to make a little gardening area for Keaton and moved all the plants. I’m surprised they didn’t die when I did that.
Eran: Your gymsuit says ‘Smile’ so you should do that more often.
Nate: FUCK SMILING.
Suddenly, Ludwig wouldn’t stop rolling wants for Nate. It was ‘TICKLE NATE, ENTERTAIN NATE, APPRECIATE NATE, ETC.’
I hate you both.
Nice snowmen, you two. It’s a wonder how you both managed to be BFF.
I look away for one second to warm Ludwig up, and I come back to see that Nate’s snowman is demolished, Eran is present and Nate is slapping around Vaughn. What the hell?
Here’s Nate Snowman v2.0 which I might’ve used moveobjects and snapobjectstogrid to align properly.
Ludwig: I don’t get it, why is my bedroom the hotspot for fighting?
Ludwig: GET. OUT.
Amanda: Oh my gosh, I can’t tell if this gay porn belongs to Ludwig or Nate.
Conrad: But now I can’t slap Nate around.
Ludwig: Too bad.
Nate: lol nintendogs.
(Nate and Amanda somehow resolved their differences, btw.)
I took this picture because I thought it was cute.
What on Earth is Conrad so shocked and appalled by? The Evil Cow Mascot came back? Vaughn’s drug problem?
No, he has an issue with PDA. Jeez, I think my Romance sim is broken.
This again...?
Ludwig: I think I'm supposed to be congratulating Nate on something, but I'm too distracted thinking about me.
Nate: OMG LUDWIG IS GIVING ME A THUMBS UP OMG.
WHAT THE HELL?!
Nate stop that it’s exceedingly creepy.
With college over and done with, I moved the heir I chose back to the legacy house. Ludwig is looking very excited about the babies he'll be making.
NO I AM NOT DOING A DOUBLE HEIR SHUT UP.
But what I will be doing is letting Nate just tag along because they're pretty goddamn inseparable. He will not be making the babies since his genetics are what I've already had.
Like so.
~x~
I'm hoping that having Nate there and not contributing to the legacy isn't breaking any rules. If it is, I'm still doing it anyways because it's my legacy and I do what I want. ):<
The six kids are going up for download in a second.