Sep 10, 2006 13:23
I attended my first college football game last nite! And I'm so proud of myself! This time I actually watched what happened on the field and figured out how the game is played! So it's a bunch of forcing your way up and down the field toward the touchdown zone with a lot of tackling and big orgy piles and spanking... wait... We were actually winning until Lehigh got sick of all our taunts and forced their way past. I can't really blame them though. I mean, hearing a crowd of boys shouting "I'm gonna rape your mom" is a bit nervewracking. It was a showdown between our band playing the Pirates of the Caribbean theme vs. Lehigh's Star Wars tribute. Then the moon turned blood red and they won a 3 point lead in the last minute of the game. And what do you know, a little later as I was walking back with a Philly cheese steak in my hands the moon returned to its original color. -______- JUST U WAIT TILL BASKETBALL SEASON!
Later I hung out in Matt and Jose's room till 1am watching Bourne Supremacy. Jose (not pronounced José... it's a sensitive subject for him) was so bothered at how they killed off Bourne's girlfriend in the very beginning that he was convinced that every word spoken was a confession of love, every door was an entrance to a harem, and that the movie was sure to end in marriage. How i <3 that boy.
Weekends are waaaay too short.