SURPRISE!
HOLY EFF HOLY EFF HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALISON.
So I totally gave her a NMB4X-MAS button this morning and she'll get the rest of her present on Saturday when I come over and make her sushi.
Right now I am watching Oprah totally burn he guy who wrote A Million Little Pieces. I haven't read it yet, though. My mom has. It's sitting around in my to-read pile crying along with Eragon and Memoirs of a Geisha while I finish reading my Emily Carr book, which is possibly the biggest book ever. D: I always get sidetracked reading all the stuff Uriel lends me, too. I blame Roman Dirge for putting out books faster than I can read them and everything else. Oprah makes me L-O-L f'srsly.
I wore a pink stripey sweater and socks today and I think I gave about four people a heart attack.
Christine has a video camera and managed to film awkward things only, like Kyle swearing and me saying something along the lines of "I think rape is too stong a word, how about 'surprise sex'?".
We also got kicked out of everywhere we normally eat lunch because we are a fire hazard. CHRSTINE GAVE ME SOME POORLY MADE SUSHI.<333 And someone took out a hilarious book from the library called "Dealing With Satanism", which is actually a serious book and I only read about two pages before the person huffed off, but it had something to do with being pale and listening to heavy metal music. And we watched a movie in Science about electrocuting yourself that totally ripped off Beetlejuice but the main character was pretty good looking so it was okay.
Yesterday was pretty much the best Wednesday ever. I finished my stained glass crow and started making a heartagram (guhh, bad choice.) but accidentally stabbed myself in the hand with a piece of glass and bled a lot and it was weird. In Japanese I found out I have like 98% and finally won the ticket draw at the end of the class, before yesterday I was the only person in my class never to have won. I got a little Naruto character keychain (pigtails kid?) that Andrew brought back from Japan. I wish I had gotten the Haku one, though. Haku is the shit. Eee. Then Cody, Debra, Alison, and I all went out for ice cream to celebrate Deb getting 84% on her Science test and old people stared at us. My grandparents came over to dinner but I went to youth, which was 80's night so I guess that was Wyatt's excuse to wear the shortest short shorts I have probably ever seen on a guy or a girl. So we waltzed to scary 80's dance music and got hit with a tinsel pineapple. Cody, Deb, Steven, and I also broke our record for most people participating in a piggyback at once. We all took the buses up into the mountains and briefly stopped to set off fireworks, then went to 8 Mile Ranch and had a dance party in a barn and made bannock and ice cream. Yessss. Some retarded kids started a mosh pit and I got hurled into a speaker.
Good times.
I go the the best church ever.
I really need to cut and dye my hair. It's wayyy too long/thick at the very back and I have icky roots. ): Everyone wants to marry Alison't hair, though. Gooood?
The Rutland Revolution came out yesterday, someone took out everything I wrote and replaced it with their own except for one tiny thing, (at least they used the word "PWN'D" and made references to 1337 and Chuck Norris.) and my fashion article comparing hobo bags to stomachs was replaced by an excited rambling about high-waisted pants by Captain Questionable Taste.
I haaatttee this paper so much. Someone else quit because they couldn't stand the teacher or the paper. That's probably the third or fourth person, at least. I want the credit though. ._.
I miss The Pages Between.