SpitOnYourNeckfFantastic
So as I sat here, cozy in my bed, watching tv that makes me laugh, my phone suddenly begins beeping sharp and loud, scaring me at first. I grab at the phone quickly because the noise drives me crazy, look at the phone and you know why it was beeping? It was midnight and there had been an alarm set to say "Happy One Year Anniversary." Ugh. Fuck me. I don't even remember setting that alarm, who knows how long ago it was. But fuck me for being so optomistic back then. Real smart, Dani, I hate you.