Let your media die
I'm so sick of hearing about this Confucker virus, like this latest headline "Though the computer worm hasn't caused mayhem yet, experts say it's busy evolving", like OOOUuuuuu, sounds more like a ghost story pinheads tell one another around the coffee machine at computer camp. I say BRING IT ON if it's gonna happen already. Lets crash the whole fucking net. Then we can all pick up our skipping ropes and hoola-hoops and head outside, celebrate the fact that we the 'cheap sex and media-programmed' generation are so desensitized to life that we really don't give a flying fuck about anything.