Hmm.
Not very many comments on my last entry. I assume you all just are too dumb to get the joke about Schroedinger's cat were left at a loss for words due to the AWESOMENESS of my cat-free cat macros.
In other news, I had a great performance review (hurrah!) and was asked to sign a letter of intent for next year (never really in question, but still nice!) and only want to take classes outside to do independent reading and never teach again. SIGH.
Not really! Actually I am still really enjoying my classes.
ALSO! Here are some fun bits of info.
Two of my freshman students heard from another freshman that my boyfriend was "really hot."
Them: Is he?
Me: Duh, why else would I be dating him?
Them: WE WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OMGOMGOMG.
Me: Uh. Yes. Okay. I will bring one tomorrow.
BUT! Because of the internet filter, the only one I can find is--
Hmm.
Them: Is that him??
Me: Yup.
Them: ...BUT MS LARKIN WE CAN'T SEE HIS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!! YOU HAVE TO BRING IN ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!11
So, this morning, I scoured The Facebook to find these gems:
Ian, Cameron, Kara, with the boys looking extra fierce!
Me: This is him with his brother and sister.
Them: WOW!!!!!!!!!!
Me: This is him on New Years' eve, at a party, with some other guys.
Them: So, is that what he looks like now?
Me: Yes.
Them: He IS cute!!!
Me: Uh, I told you he was!
Them: But we wanted to know FOR SURE.
Cameron, to the left, being a Beardo.
Them: WOW! He has... a BEARD?!?!
(Subtext: An entire beard? Not the fuzzy face stuff our peers have?? SWOON)
Them: They all look so spiffy!!!1
In short: Teenagers are impressed by facial hair, tuxedoes, and my hot boyfriend. Heh.
Other item of Cameron's awesomeness: my roommate Katie told me recently that she views him as her new Standard for Guys. As in, if a guy doesn't treat her as well as she seems Cameron treat me? He is OUT. Ahahahaha.
I approve of this standard.
OK, internet, I will stop bragging about how my boyfriend is hot and awesome. FIIIIIINE. I'm going to go try to grade some papers on the treadmill now. If I'm lucky, I will return with all of my limbs intact...
In other news, I had a great performance review (hurrah!) and was asked to sign a letter of intent for next year (never really in question, but still nice!) and only want to take classes outside to do independent reading and never teach again. SIGH.
Not really! Actually I am still really enjoying my classes.
ALSO! Here are some fun bits of info.
Two of my freshman students heard from another freshman that my boyfriend was "really hot."
Them: Is he?
Me: Duh, why else would I be dating him?
Them: WE WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OMGOMGOMG.
Me: Uh. Yes. Okay. I will bring one tomorrow.
BUT! Because of the internet filter, the only one I can find is--
Hmm.
Them: Is that him??
Me: Yup.
Them: ...BUT MS LARKIN WE CAN'T SEE HIS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!! YOU HAVE TO BRING IN ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!11
So, this morning, I scoured The Facebook to find these gems:
Ian, Cameron, Kara, with the boys looking extra fierce!
Me: This is him with his brother and sister.
Them: WOW!!!!!!!!!!
Me: This is him on New Years' eve, at a party, with some other guys.
Them: So, is that what he looks like now?
Me: Yes.
Them: He IS cute!!!
Me: Uh, I told you he was!
Them: But we wanted to know FOR SURE.
Cameron, to the left, being a Beardo.
Them: WOW! He has... a BEARD?!?!
(Subtext: An entire beard? Not the fuzzy face stuff our peers have?? SWOON)
Them: They all look so spiffy!!!1
In short: Teenagers are impressed by facial hair, tuxedoes, and my hot boyfriend. Heh.
Other item of Cameron's awesomeness: my roommate Katie told me recently that she views him as her new Standard for Guys. As in, if a guy doesn't treat her as well as she seems Cameron treat me? He is OUT. Ahahahaha.
I approve of this standard.
OK, internet, I will stop bragging about how my boyfriend is hot and awesome. FIIIIIINE. I'm going to go try to grade some papers on the treadmill now. If I'm lucky, I will return with all of my limbs intact...